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		<title>PERFECT SITUATION  movie PART 2/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLY FRICK! I RECOMMEND VERIZON FIOS INTERNET&#8230;do you know how long this took to upload!? 8 minutes!! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; SORRY ABOUT THE SOUND! its just everyone has different mics, i tried my best to make it sound &#8220;together&#8221;. i ll try &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd-talk/perfect-situation-movie-part-210/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/npfytmuIP-8/2.jpg" align="left">HOLY FRICK! I RECOMMEND VERIZON FIOS INTERNET&#8230;do you know how long this took to upload!? 8 minutes!!<br />
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<p>SORRY ABOUT THE SOUND! its just everyone has different mics, i tried my best to make it sound &#8220;together&#8221;. i<br />
ll try harder with part 3 lol.</p>
<p>Again, sorry&#8230;rendering problems! But its all fixed now <img src='http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  so expect the next part WAY sooner than this.<br />
THANKS FOR ALL THE AWESOME FEEDBACK!!! </p>
<p>QUESTION FROM ME TO YOU, yes you <img src='http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
who&#8217;s your favorite character so far? </p>
<p>FAQ<br />
Can i download this movie and put it on my ipod?<br />
YES.</p>
<p>When does the next part come out?<br />
SOON.</p>
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<p>#15 &#8211; Most Discussed (Today)) &#8211; Film &amp; Animation<br />
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		<title>REJECTED: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch these two guys get turned down from using the WORST pick up lines ever! They think they&#8217;ve got what it takes to impress the ladies but don&#8217;t realize they&#8217;re just one hot mess. Learn from their mistakes and NEVER &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/pick-up-lines-for-guys/rejected-worst-pick-up-lines-ever/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iZIrOKJaSOU/2.jpg" align="left">Watch these two guys get turned down from using the WORST pick up lines ever! They think they&#8217;ve got what it takes to impress the ladies but don&#8217;t realize they&#8217;re just one hot mess. Learn from their mistakes and NEVER use these lines on anyone! Brought to you by Detention Distractions! More episodes coming soon and be sure to help support the show by</p>
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		<title>Good Boys Gone Bad chapter 9</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 23:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[chapter 9 *with Stephanie and Justin* Justin: How&#8217;s your ice cream? Stephanie: It&#8217;s the same as yours. *giggles* Justin: So it&#8217;s good? Stephanie&#8221; Yeah. *smiles* Justin: *holding his head* Stephanie: Brain freeze? Justin: Yeah. It&#8217;s cool, though. *smiles* Stephanie: I&#8217;m &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd-talk/good-boys-gone-bad-chapter-9/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cu2piJz9jxM/2.jpg" align="left">chapter 9</p>
<p>*with Stephanie and Justin*</p>
<p>Justin: How&#8217;s your ice cream?</p>
<p>Stephanie: It&#8217;s the same as yours. *giggles*</p>
<p>Justin: So it&#8217;s good?</p>
<p>Stephanie&#8221; Yeah. *smiles*</p>
<p>Justin: *holding his head* </p>
<p>Stephanie: Brain freeze?</p>
<p>Justin: Yeah. It&#8217;s cool, though. *smiles*</p>
<p>Stephanie: I&#8217;m done.</p>
<p>Justin: Me too.</p>
<p>Stephanie: *looks at her watch* I gotta go. </p>
<p>Justin: Ok. *hands her his number* Call me?</p>
<p>Stephanie: Sure. *smiles* </p>
<p>Justin: Bye.</p>
<p>Stephanie: Bye. goes home and squeals into her pillow; writing in her diary* Today was the happiest I&#8217;ve been in a long time, except for what Kevin did. Justin&#8217;s a really great guy. I hope we get to be more than just friends. *falls asleep*</p>
<p>*the next day*</p>
<p>Joe: *looking for Karina; the bell rings* Gotta get to class. *goes in late*</p>
<p>Teacher: Mr. Jonas. Late again?</p>
<p>Joe: Sorry, Ms. H. You can&#8217;t rush perfection.</p>
<p>Students: *groan*</p>
<p>Joe: Shut up. </p>
<p>Ms. H: Sit down, Joe.</p>
<p>Joe: Ok. *sits down next to Karina; whispers to her* Hey baby.</p>
<p>Karina: *ignores him*</p>
<p>Teacher: Ok, class, turn to page 432 in your history books.</p>
<p>Joe: *reaches his hand towards Karina&#8217;s leg and starts rubbing her inner thigh*</p>
<p>Karina: *is getting turned on, but doesn&#8217;t wanna show it* Back the off, Jonas.</p>
<p>Joe: Never. *continues rubbing her inner thigh until he starts rubbing her crotch*</p>
<p>Karina: *slaps him*</p>
<p>Joe: Ow! Bitch.</p>
<p>Random girl: Forget her, Joe. You don&#8217;t need her. *unzips his pants and starts sucking his dick under his desk*</p>
<p>Karina: Um, ew. Still here.</p>
<p>Joe: *breathing heavy* Don&#8217;t worry, baby. There&#8217;s enough of DJ Danger to go around. You&#8217;ll get your turn.</p>
<p>Karina: Pshh. As if. And coming from you, I&#8217;m pretty sure that crotch IS full of danger.</p>
<p>Joe: Oh, it&#8217;s full of something, all right. *smirks*</p>
<p>Karina: Ew. Gross.</p>
<p>*the bell rings; Karina leaves*</p>
<p>Random girl: Mmm, that was great, Joe.</p>
<p>Joe: Yeah, I&#8217;m sure it was. *follows Karina*</p>
<p>*with Nick*</p>
<p>Nick&#8217;s teacher: Class is dismissed. Nick, I&#8217;d like to talk to you.</p>
<p>students: Ooooh.</p>
<p>Nick: Shut up. </p>
<p>Nick&#8217;s teacher: I&#8217;d like you to meet your tutor. This is Jackie.</p>
<p>*Jackie walks in*</p>
<p>Nick: *thinking* Wow. She&#8217;s hot for a nerd. *smiles*</p>
<p>Nick&#8217;s teacher: She&#8217;ll be tutoring you until your grades improve. And they better. Got it?</p>
<p>Nick: Got it.</p>
<p>Nick&#8217;s teacher: Good.</p>
<p>*Nick&#8217;s teacher leaves*</p>
<p>Jackie: So, do you wanna sit here and study?</p>
<p>Nick: I think I&#8217;d rather *holds her up against the wall by her arms and lifts up her shirt* get to know you a little, or a lot, better. *starts kissing her stomach*</p>
<p>Jackie: *is getting a little turned on but gets the courage to push Nick off of her* Um, dude, I just met you, and you&#8217;re doing THAT already? I&#8217;m supposed to be tutoring you, but if this is how you&#8217;re gonna be, I guess I just have to&#8230;</p>
<p>Nick: No, no. I&#8217;m sorry. I&#8217;ll be good, unless you don&#8217;t want me to be. *smiles*</p>
<p>Jackie: Nick&#8230;</p>
<p>Nick: Ok, ok.</p>
<p>Jackie: So what do you need help on? </p>
<p>Nick: Hmm. I guess math is the one I&#8217;m having the most trouble.</p>
<p>Jackie: Ok. Sit down.</p>
<p>*they sit down*</p>
<p>Jackie: So what is it specifically in math?</p>
<p>Nick: I guess it&#8217;s equations.</p>
<p>Jackie: Do you need an example?</p>
<p>Nick: Oh no, I think I&#8217;ve got one. *smiles; starts easing toward her*  You plus me plus a bed minus our clothes equals? *smiles; presses his lips against hers*</p>
<p>Jackie: *pushes him away*  You know what? This is just not working. I better go. *gets up*</p>
<p>Nick: *sighs*  Wait, please.  *sincerely* I&#8217;m sorry. I know you&#8217;re trying to help me, and I appreciate it. I&#8217;ll try to learn. I promise. *smiles*</p>
<p>Jackie: Ok. *smiles*</p>
<p>*they sit down and start studying*</p>
<p>*with Joe and Karina*</p>
<p>Joe: Come on. Just me and get it over with. *rubbing her stomach* </p>
<p>Karina: *secretly getting turned on* NEVER. Not in this lifetime, not in the next lifetime, not EVER. *pushes his hand away*</p>
<p>Joe: Well, too bad. *takes her in the girls&#8217; bathroom* Well, here we are again. *smirks; starts kissing her neck*</p>
<p>k, so how was it?<br />
tell me =]</p>
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		<title>a little thing she calls love episode 7</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 22:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[**at demis house** joe-i caint belive you drink demi-what cause you caint belive that a &#8220;nerd&#8221; like me can drink?(laughs) joe-well yeah demi-wow thx joe-sorry its kinda wierd ya know? demi-yeah i guess joe-im just glad your not like taylor. &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-talk/a-little-thing-she-calls-love-episode-7/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LzAa0ny0bxI/2.jpg" align="left">**at demis house**</p>
<p>joe-i caint belive you drink<br />
demi-what cause you caint belive that a &#8220;nerd&#8221; like me can drink?(laughs)<br />
joe-well yeah<br />
demi-wow thx<br />
joe-sorry its kinda wierd ya know?<br />
demi-yeah i guess<br />
joe-im just glad your not like taylor.<br />
demi-huh?<br />
joe-well when we go to a party like this i usually have to take her home like 40 min later cause shes totally trashed<br />
demi-ooo. well you dont need to worry and thank for bringing me home*walks to her room*<br />
joe-is it okay if i have a water!<br />
demi-yeah!!<br />
joe-*goes to the fridge and takes out a water and walks into her room*<br />
demi-(is under the blankes)oo i forgot the remote(about to get up)<br />
joe-dont ill get it (gets the remote and gives it to her)<br />
demi-why are you being so nice to me?<br />
joe-cause your my friend<br />
demi- no were not(sits up) friends talk friend do noramal things together wothout wanting to kiss them, and normal friends dont sneak around when one has a girlfriend<br />
joe-okay sooo we could be like friends with benifits.<br />
demi-do you get it joe? yeah you can be nice, sweet, and careing but<br />
joe-but????<br />
demi-but if im just going to be a kiss then i dont want to.<br />
joe- well you wont be a kiss to me<br />
demi-fine one chance thats it<br />
joe-yes(goes over to her and kisses her lightky on the lips)goodnight<br />
demi-goodnight<br />
**okay next day in school**<br />
ahsley selena and demi walk in<br />
*everyone stares at demi*<br />
ashley-HELLO THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT PEOPLE<br />
demi-YEAH!!<br />
*they walk to there lockers*<br />
selena-(laughs)ha you sould have seen your face<br />
demi-i know but i couldnt think of anything else(giggles)<br />
selena-so why did you leave early last night?<br />
demi-well joe walked me home and then we talked for awhile<br />
ashley-OMG you guys hooked up again<br />
demi-oo no im not that big of a but i do feel like im the queen of skankville population:1<br />
selena-(laughs)<br />
ashley-(laughs)why<br />
demi-because he was sweet and careing and nice<br />
selena-sweetie he eats girls like you up for breakfest. not saying you not good enough but he will use you honey.<br />
demi-i know were not dating but i said id give him a chance of being friends with benifits.<br />
ashley-omg why?<br />
demi-idk it was soooo stupied and now i feel like a total skank<br />
selena-well not saying that you are but that was a skanky move<br />
demi-wow thanks selena make me feel better(laughs)<br />
selena-sorry(laughs and then get serious)but he does have a girlfriend<br />
demi-i know but still<br />
kellen-soo whose the skank<br />
demi-OMG you didnt hear that conversation right?<br />
kellen-no but when i walked over to get a drink from the vending machine i heard i feel like a total skank.<br />
demi-well its me<br />
kellen-why<br />
demi- i cant say ill feel to dirty<br />
selena and ashley-(look at each other and burst out laughing)</p>
<p>okay end of episode 7 but i might post another soon=]</p>
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		<title>JUST A DREAM&#8230;.. INTRO/CHAPTER ONE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 13:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[intro: lena clark :15 years old, loves to sing but not in front of people, survives on music and her best friends, has trouble of trusting people and not being outgoing. has wavy hair (like vanessa hudgens) but with purple &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd-talk/just-a-dream-introchapter-one/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PhgDtf_yOr8/2.jpg" align="left">intro: lena clark :15 years old, loves to sing but not in front of people, survives on music and her best friends, has trouble of trusting people and not being outgoing.  has wavy hair (like vanessa hudgens) but with purple highlights that make her black hair stand out even more. has hazel eyes, dimples, and freckles. loves the jonas brothers.</p>
<p>nick jonas: 16 years old, has a girl friend even though hes in love with someone else, has curly brown hair, brown eyes, is in a band called the jonas brothers obvioulsly with his brohters. has another side of him only certaing people have seen.</p>
<p>joe jonas: 19 years old, blind to the fact that his girlfriend doesnt actually love him, very dorky and clumsy, has a combo of black and brown hair that he straightens, brown eyes, and is also in the band the jonas brothers. also has a mysterious side to him like all his brothers.</p>
<p>kevin jonas: 20 years old, the oldest brother in the band the jonas brothers, very romantic, has brown curly hair and hazel eyes, and likes to talk. has mysterious side also.</p>
<p>jenny : 15 years old, lenas best friend since they were 8, loves the jonas brothers too, also into alternative rock, is funny and cheers up lena all the time</p>
<p>tamara(i only have last names for some of the main characters and im too lazy haha): is 19 years old, is joe jonas&#8217; girlfriend, doesnt like the jonas brothers music at all, is it for the money and the fame she gets with being with joe. has blonde highlighted curly hair just past her shoulders. has green gorgeous eyes.</p>
<p>lauren: joe&#8217;s best friend, is always there for him even though hes always with tamara. has a secret crush on joe. is considered a &#8220;nerd&#8221; because she knows so much about school subjects. (sorry lauren, remember its just a story haha) has a black hair in a bob with a bright pink streak in the front, brown eyes, and wears glasses. enjoys listening to joe and his brothers music.</p>
<p>robyn: 17 years old, very down to earth but is mean to everyone else except nick and he doesnt know, has blonde straight hair, blue eyes, loves to shop. listens to JBs music even though she secretly hates it. nicks girl friend.</p>
<p>camilla: 16 years old, befriends lena some time in the story, has brown wavy hair, blue eyes, very funny, romantic, and is very supportive and honest to the ones she cares about. nicks best friend.</p>
<p>emily: 21 years old, has medium length taylor swift-esque hair, brown eyes, is always on the road with kevin, her best friends are tamara and robyn, which may explain a lot about her. kevins girl friend</p>
<p>alexis: 19 years old, also known as lexi, has a biiiig crush on kevin and he knows, tries to prove to kevin that he deserves better than emily but ignores her, is a redhead with wavy hair, very pretty with blue eyes. kevins best friend</p>
<p>1st chapter</p>
<p>is there something about me that doesnt allow me to be trusted?<br />
or to be talked to or cared by anyone?<br />
every time i say something someone interrupts<br />
and they dont mind<br />
but they dont know that..</p>
<p>its driving me insane<br />
and the only way to get attention is<br />
to become overly dramatic<br />
its sad that people destroy my trust in them<br />
so easily</p>
<p>everyone wants to know what im doing<br />
who im going with,<br />
who im dating<br />
and crap like that<br />
and you dont expect me to pour my guts out to you<br />
cause you never reveal anything about yourself and&#8230;</p>
<p>its driving me insane<br />
and the only way to get attention is<br />
to become overly dramatic<br />
its sad that people destroy my trust in them<br />
so easily&#8230;</p>
<p>right before i stopped singing the chorus, someone stood behind me covering the sun. </p>
<p>?: nice song so far? whats it called?<br />
me:*i turn around to see my mystery visitor, but then i hear &#8216; cant you see that im the one who understands you..&#8217; and i wake up. but i see a glimpse of brown hair and brown eyes before i woke up.</p>
<p>the rest of the taylor swift song goes on, while i get ready for school.</p>
<p>*thinking to myself* i wonder who it was. this is the fifth time this has happened to me,danget.</p>
<p>i walk out the door into jenny, who i always walk to school with</p>
<p>j: another dream with mystery boy again?<br />
me: ya. this time though it was different&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>so im sorry if your character sounds nothing like you but this is fiction!!! i hope you guys enjoy this series. leave me comments on any suggestions or ideas, also i need to let you know that this will be DIRTY!!! please comment/share/rate/sub and ill post more videos later!!<br />
i will also add the extra people later in the story who commented first!</p>
<p>BTW: this story is mainly from lenas pov!</p>
<p>photo credit: justjaredjr.com<br />
soing credit: taylor swift &#8220;you belong with me&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Just One More Hit Episode 2</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nick: *laughs* hey i&#8217;m Nick Selena: (Nicholas Jonas 17 we have 4 classes together) nice to finally put a name to the face Nick: yeah same here, Demi talks about to a lot Demi: i do? Nick: well once or &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-talk/just-one-more-hit-episode-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/77GacMmA84s/2.jpg" align="left">Nick: *laughs* hey i&#8217;m Nick </p>
<p>Selena: (Nicholas Jonas 17 we have 4 classes together) nice to finally put a name to the face </p>
<p>Nick: yeah same here, Demi talks about to a lot </p>
<p>Demi: i do?</p>
<p>Nick: well once or twice </p>
<p>Demi: mhmm? (they were both looking all lovey dovey into each others eyes, it was sickening) uh do you guys want to leave you too alone</p>
<p>Selena: Yes *pushes her away* </p>
<p>Demi: Goodness *walks to class* </p>
<p>Nick: *laughs* nice </p>
<p>Selena: *smiles* thanks </p>
<p>Nick: you and Demi good friends? </p>
<p>Selena: Best friends ever since like kindergarten </p>
<p>Nick: very cool</p>
<p>Selena: i actually live down your street </p>
<p>Nick: *puts his hands in his pockets* YEah yeah that right i&#8217;ve seen you coming home from the beach (WAY to not make it sound like you watch her&#8230;. idiot) well hey i&#8217;ve got some more passes to run </p>
<p>Selena: yeah and i better get to class </p>
<p>Nick: but ill see you at the party? </p>
<p>Selena: um yeah of course </p>
<p>Nick: cool bye (i walk away and slap my hand to my face, that was awkwardly stupid, i shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to EVER talk to girls UGH)</p>
<p>******lunch*******<br />
Joe: (the second she walks into the lunch room all eyes are on her, Selena and her just walk and talk to anyone that comes up to them. her hair bounces side to side as she walks and you can hear the click of her heels, she was wearing faded skin tight jeans and a purple v-neck shirt. how did such a simple outfit compliment her so well?) </p>
<p>Cody: *whistles as her passes* </p>
<p>Demi: (everyday the SAME thing! Cody always whistles as he passes me. like i&#8217;d ever give a chance to anyone whistling at me cause he&#8217;s got nothing to say)</p>
<p>Selena: come on Dems lets go dance </p>
<p>Demi: (i loved our lunch. our teachers don&#8217;t watch us cause we are old enough to no right from wrong, one day a guy was smart enough to bring a boom box and we all started to dance on the tables. it was so much fun and he&#8217;s brought the boom box everyday since) okay </p>
<p>Joe: (Demi and Selena hop onto the tables and start moving along to the song. you can tell Demi was only really comfortable dancing dirty with a girl if is was Selena i guess cause they&#8217;ve been best fried since forever.)</p>
<p>Selena: hey Dems that Joe guy is looking at us</p>
<p>Demi: Who?</p>
<p>Selena: Joe the guy that was late with us</p>
<p>Demi: oh yeah him, so?</p>
<p>Selena: i don&#8217;t no i just thought it was weird </p>
<p>Demi: Sel we are two girl and we are grinding on a table, Every guy is looking at us right now </p>
<p>Selena: *laughs* good point </p>
<p>Demi: ( i flip my hair back and look around a little i was right almost every guys eyes were on us)</p>
<p>Trace: *gets on the table and goes behind Demi* </p>
<p>Demi: (man, why can&#8217;t he get the hint. wow i&#8217;ve got his thing stabbing me in the back and he thinks i like it, i tap Selena&#8217;s shoulder twice) </p>
<p>Selena: *stops* let get some lunch Dems </p>
<p>Demi: okay *gets down with Sel* </p>
<p>Joe: (slowly the whole room starts to laugh)</p>
<p>Guy: BONER! </p>
<p>Demi: (i turn and watch Trace jump off the table and run out, i couldn&#8217;t help but laugh) </p>
<p>Joe: (i heard her laugh in the distance it made me smile, i hated that trace guy. he was rumored to have slept with Demi but i didn&#8217;t believe it i couldn&#8217;t she was everything good in the world and he&#8217;s everything bad i didn&#8217;t want to no about anything she&#8217;s done with any guy cause it wasn&#8217;t with me)</p>
<p>*******Cheer********<br />
Demi: Okay girls you all need to be out on the field in 5 mins *leaves the locker room* </p>
<p>Joe: *comes out the boys locker room* </p>
<p>Demi: *jumps* whoa you scared me </p>
<p>Joe: umm sorry </p>
<p>Demi; it&#8217;s alright </p>
<p>Joe: (she lightly laughs at herself and puts her hand out)</p>
<p>Demi: i&#8217;m Demi </p>
<p>Joe: yeah i think everyone in this school knows who you are, i&#8217;m Joe *shakes her hand* </p>
<p>Demi: your in one of my classes right </p>
<p>Joe: &#8230;&#8230; i&#8217;m in all of your classes </p>
<p>Demi: Really? </p>
<p>Joe: yep since about 3rd grade </p>
<p>Demi: well i&#8217;m a sorry </p>
<p>Joe: *laughs* don&#8217;t worry about it you&#8217;ve had your people and i&#8217;ve had mine </p>
<p>Demi: that right your friends with Nick right?</p>
<p>Joe: kinda, he&#8217;s actually my brother </p>
<p>Demi: &#8230;&#8230;. okay i&#8217;m gonna stop talking now </p>
<p>Joe: (she was embarrassed, don&#8217;t mess this up man say something else) i like you cheerleading (WHAT) i mean i like the cheers you do (NOT ANY BETTER MORON) i mean </p>
<p>Demi: *laughs* do i make you nerves Joe? (i stop and look at him)</p>
<p>Joe: uh no </p>
<p>Demi: *grabs his hand* how bout now? </p>
<p>Joe: (HOLY SHIT) no-o </p>
<p>Demi: *leans closer to him* and what about now?</p>
<p>Joe: (OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, don&#8217;t this up idiot) NoooOoo *voice cracks* </p>
<p>Demi: *laughs and pecks his cheek* yeah sure *walks away* (that was fun) </p>
<p>Joe: (i&#8217;m never washing this cheek again)</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Not Alone Ch55</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Now what was it you wanted to talk about?&#8221; Miley devilishly asked running her fingers up and down Kevins thigh. &#8220;Well-um&#8230;Miley&#8230; You are aware that I am a senior correct?&#8221; Kevin stuttered backing away from Mileys flirtatious signs. &#8220;Yes I &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd-talk/youre-not-alone-ch55/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-gtOwedUcYs/2.jpg" align="left">&#8220;Now what was it you wanted to talk about?&#8221; Miley devilishly asked running her fingers up and down Kevins thigh.<br />
&#8220;Well-um&#8230;Miley&#8230; You are aware that I am a senior correct?&#8221; Kevin stuttered backing away from Mileys flirtatious signs.<br />
&#8220;Yes I do realize it.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Well than you do know that I will be going off to college next year. I wont be in this town&#8230;&#8221; Kevin slowly explained.<br />
&#8220;So whats your point?&#8221; Miley asked.<br />
&#8220;Well, I- I- think that its time that I had a talk with you&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No, no I know what youre going to say&#8230; no, Kevin Jameson&#8230; I will not be dumped!&#8221; Miley yelled and ran out of sight before Kevin could get another word in.<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
After school, Demi met Joe by the flag pole just as they had promised.<br />
&#8220;You ready?&#8221; Joe asked.<br />
&#8220;Sure. Oh, hey Nick?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Yeah?&#8221; he said adjusting his backpack strap.<br />
&#8220;Tell mom that Im spending the afternoon with Joe and Sel has dance&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Kay.&#8221; Nick walked off. &#8220;Seeya when you get home.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;So&#8230; where will you be taking me?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I was thinking you and me at the Coffee Bean Palace right now!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Ooh, that sounds delightful&#8230; lets go!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Sine when are you so popper?&#8221; Joe joked as he opened his door for Demi to hop in.<br />
&#8220;Since I started dating a guy with manners.&#8221; Demi replied fastening her seatbelt.<br />
&#8220;Haha&#8230;&#8221;<br />
~~~<br />
&#8220;What do you recommend Joe?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;ll surprise you&#8230; go save me a seat please&#8230;&#8221; Joe whispered.<br />
Joe came to the table with two piping cups of surprise and a large blueberry muffin.<br />
&#8220;What is it?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Just try it. Its my favorite.&#8221;<br />
Demi took a sip of the steaming liquid. &#8220;Mmm&#8230; What is it&#8230; I taste Carmel&#8230; coffee, vanilla&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Its Columbian Vanilla Bean Coffee with Carmel and on top is whipped cream with a little Cinnamon sprinkled on top.&#8221; Joe explained taking a sip of his drink.<br />
&#8220;Well its delicious, I think its my new favorite.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Thats good, see I told you it was awesome!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;You were right!&#8221; Demi admitted. &#8220;So..&#8221; she sighed. &#8220;anything new?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Me? It&#8217;d be nice to pass Geometry&#8230;&#8221; Joe rolled his eyes.<br />
&#8220;Well I can help you&#8230; Im in Geo too&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No way&#8230; you? Youre just a freshman&#8230;&#8221; Joe teased.<br />
&#8220;No, I was in Accelerated Math in 6, pre-Al in 7, and Algebra in 8. So now Im in Geo as a freshman&#8230; just ask Sel and Nick, theyre in the same boat.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Woah&#8230; my girl friend is smarter than me&#8230;&#8221; Joe was amazed.<br />
&#8220;Smarter than I&#8230;&#8221; Demi corrected.<br />
&#8220;UH! Nerd!!!&#8221; Joe smiled.<br />
&#8220;JERK!&#8221; Demi rolled her eyes.<br />
&#8220;HEY! I am no JERK!!!&#8221;<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
&#8220;Hey, right on time&#8230;&#8221; Nate greeted Selena opening the café door for her.<br />
&#8220;Thanks.&#8221;<br />
Nate motioned for her to sit down at a cute, little table by the window. Selena sat down and Nate sat across from her. He smiled and shook his head.<br />
&#8220;What?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Nothing, youre cheeks are red&#8230; I think its cute.&#8221; Nate smiled<br />
&#8220;Well I just came from dance&#8230; we work hard&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Thats nice.&#8221; Nate said.<br />
&#8220;OK.. I have to admit something&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Yeah?&#8221; Nate looked up.<br />
&#8220;I just wanted to say that youre not that mysterious little second grader who used to stare at me are you?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Nope.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Youve just changed so much.. I mean what happened to your hair&#8230; its so dark&#8230; and you certainly dress differently&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Well it got darker as I got older, but it was like a mix between dirty blonde and brown, so I just dyed it brown..&#8221; Nate admitted also.<br />
&#8220;And another thing&#8230;&#8221; Selena hesitated.<br />
&#8220;Yeah?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;If Im going to date you, you have to promise me youre gonna start trying&#8230; dont skip as much&#8230; time to start taking high school seriously&#8230; I want to you graduate with us&#8230; dont be left behind&#8230; as I girlfriend, I care&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Oh, OK.. for you, anything.&#8221; Nate smiled.<br />
&#8220;OK, great. And if you need any help, just ask. Id be happy to help!&#8221; Selena put her hand in Nates and smiled.<br />
&#8220;Thanks.&#8221;<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
What do think Kevin wants so tell Miley? Will she listen?<br />
Will Nate seriously make an effort to improve?<br />
Will Joes Geo grade improve?</p>
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		<title>Because I Cant Live Without You(A Jonas Story)(Story Name By PeaceLoveJonas91692)Infoo</title>
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Nick&#8217;s Best Friend Will Be Played  By PeaceLoveJonas91692!!!!<br />
Kevin&#8217;s Best Friend Is Softball2044<br />
Joe&#8217;s Best Friend Will Be Played By JMClover101<br />
Kevin&#8217;s Girlfriend(Is Nice To Kevin But Horrible To The Others)Will Be Played By joenickkevindjdanger<br />
Joe&#8217;s Girlfriend(TOTAL MEANIE!)Will Be Played By iwuvjonas08<br />
Nicks Girlfriend(One Word S-L-U-T) Will Be Played By NickJisastudmuffin17<br />
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Christy(PeaceLoveJonas91692)-<br />
Hi<br />
Im Christy I&#8217;ve Been Friends With The Jonases Since Well Birth Me And Nick My Best Friend Ever Share The Same Birthday We Were Born In The Same Hospital Even Though Nicks 10 Minutes Older Than Me Its Cool I&#8217;m A Total Rocker Chick Like Right Now While Im Writing This Down Im Listening To The Kings Of Leon They ROCK!!!<br />
Im Suppost To Be Doing This For My Homework So I Gotta Write About Myself Here It Goes<br />
My Name Is Christy<br />
Im 16 I Have Dark Brown Hair With Lighter Highlights Thats Straight And Long Layerd<br />
I Have Dark Brown Eyes<br />
Im 5&#8217;2 Yes Im Short And I HATE It Nick Always Calls Me Pipsqueak Its ANNOYING<br />
Im Caring,Friendl,Outgoing And VERY Talkative I Get In Trouble Alot For Instince Last Week In Maths While The Teacher Was Droning On And On I Through A Paper Plane At His Head And Got Detention People Say Im Funny But I Dont Think So Im VERY Hyper Just The Small Amount Of Sugar I Can Be Bouncing Off The Walls<br />
My Favourite Colour Is Red<br />
Im A HipHop Dancer I Play Guitair And I Sing And Only My Best Friend Nick Knows That About Me</p>
<p>Nick &#8211; Hey Im Nick And This Is A Boring Piece Of Homework I Dont Even Know What Where Suppost To Do Im Gonna Ask Kevin Later Well Im Nick Jonas And You Know What I Look Like I Meen Come On WHO Dosent Im The Most Popular Boy In School Well Peace</p>
<p>Brenna(Softball2044) &#8211; Alright This Is Boring HomeWork So Im Just Gonna Cut To The Chase<br />
my name is Brenna. I&#8217;m fifteen.<br />
I play softball, basketball, track, tennis, and rugby.<br />
I love my family! and my friends!<br />
I&#8217;m tall and skinny. I have brown hair and bright green eyes.<br />
yeah..haha.<br />
uhm, i&#8217;m not shy, im loud, i love meeting people. I&#8217;m crazy, hyper, and i just like to have fun. But i&#8217;m a nerd i&#8217;ll admit it. I love to read, and i make straight A&#8217;s.<br />
I like to sing and dance, and play guitar.<br />
There Happy Now???<br />
(A.N.Breanna Is Off At Kevin)</p>
<p>Kevin &#8211; Well Hey This Homework Crap Not My Thing Im Gonna Get Joe To Help Me He&#8217;s The Nerd Of The Family Anyway You Know What I Look Like You Know My Name Everyone Does Idiot!</p>
<p>Lizzy(JMClover101)-<br />
Hi!<br />
Im Lizzy.I have shoulder length hair*black*w/ red streaks.i have really dark eyes,they r almost black,but if u look closely, they are super dark brown.im 5 feet tall.yeah im short..XD i LOVE music, id die without it.i play piano*4 eight years* &amp;flute.i have music whereever i go.cars,school,bedroom,computer,even the washroom.XDI LOVE TO TALK!teachers tell me 2 shut up a lot! Im super hyper and my friends call me the energizer bunny! *im a purple one tho!* XDim really bubbly,funny,crazy, and just weird. i smile a of a lot too!<br />
There You Go Thats Me!</p>
<p>Joe &#8211; Hi Im Joe And Im Bored I Dont Want To Do This HomeWork There NOTHING About Barney In It And Everybody Knows Me Anyway So No Need To Write Anything YES!!!!</p>
<p>Jordin(NickJisastudmuffin17)-Im Jordin<br />
Im Sixteen I Love Laughing Shoping Cheerleading Singing Hiphop Dance And Being The Center Of Attention Im Laid Back  I Can Be Annoying(At Least Thats What Nick Says)<br />
I Have Shoulder Length Curly Dirty Blonde Hair Blue Eyes<br />
Im Nicks Girlfriend<br />
Well No More Homework For Me Yes!!!!</p>
<p>Callie(joenickkevindjdanger)-My Name Is Callie<br />
Im 20 I Failed A Few Grades Because Kevin Did Too Bad He Hangs Out With That Loser Ermm Whats Her Name Renna Lenna Oh Brenna Anyway On To Me<br />
I Have Dark Brown Hair And Bluish Green Eyes.<br />
Im Very Energetic And LOVE Music.<br />
I Meen Why Wouldnt I My Daddy Own Hollywood Records<br />
Wow That Was Easy</p>
<p>Emily(iwuvjonas08)-Hi Im Emily But You Probably Already Know That HaHa Im Dating Joe Jonas He&#8217;s Kind Of A Good Student But Hey He&#8217;s Hot So I Dont Care I Have Brown Eyes And Brown Hair And Ermmm I Make Out With Boys Alot Hmmm Im Going To Stop Writing My Hands Cramping</p>
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		<title>LoveGame{{Jonas Bad Boy Story}}Chapter One.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I entered the doors of LSU,my eyes widened at all the excitement.I&#8217;ve never seen so many teenagers in one room.This was nothing compared to my high school.Many different groups.There was the Goth group,Jocks,preps&#8230;populars,and of coarse the hotties.Wow.This year was gonna &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-talk/lovegamejonas-bad-boy-storychapter-one/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3Xk9NbnCjr4/2.jpg" align="left">I entered the doors of LSU,my eyes widened at all the excitement.I&#8217;ve never seen so many teenagers in one room.This was nothing compared to my high school.Many different groups.There was the Goth group,Jocks,preps&#8230;populars,and of coarse the hotties.Wow.This year was gonna be great.Especially with my best friend Demi there.College was going to be AWESOME.</p>
<p>Sonni:*walking with Demi*You know,I don&#8217;t know why some people hate college&#8230;it&#8217;s pretty cool.*holding her notebook in her hand,letting her eyes explore her surroundings*<br />
Demi:*fake cough*Nerd much?*small laugh*<br />
Sonni:*sets her eyes on demi*No!Well,yea the classes suck..but I mean theres-<br />
Demi:*big smiles*Incredibly hot guys?<br />
Sonni:*smiles*Well,yea of coarse but-<br />
Demi:Ooo speaking of hot guys&#8230;did you know that Joe and Kevin Jonas go here?<br />
Sonni:Eh&#8230;thats not too exciting.<br />
Demi:What are you talking about?Thats like AWESOME.<br />
Sonni:I guess.I dont want to be like everyone else and fall all over them.<br />
Demi:Yea,true..<br />
Sonni:Yea,well hey I gotta go to my first class.<br />
Demi:*small laugh*Cya girlie*walks off*<br />
Sonni:*shakes head/walks into her first class and sits down in the back*<br />
Teacher:Hello class.For all the new kids,my name is Dr.Johnson.On your desks,you will see your class scedule.Memorize it and try not-<br />
(Someone comes barging in)<br />
Dr.Johnson:Nice for you to show up,Joseph.<br />
Joe:Yea yea yea.Don&#8217;t call me &#8220;Joseph&#8221;I dont even like it when me mom calls me that.*throws his backpack at his desk which is by Sonni/walks over to it and sits down*<br />
Sonni:*Thinking:Dammit*<br />
Dr.Johnson:Joseph I expect you to do better this year,get a clean start.<br />
Joe:I&#8217;ll do whatever I want.<br />
Sonni:*rolls her eyes*<br />
Joe:*looks over at Sonni and smirks/Thinking:Damn&#8230;she&#8217;s fineee!Bout time we get a hot girl*Hey there*seductive grin*<br />
Sonni:*looks over*Um,hi.*looks back at her desk*<br />
Joe:Im Joe,not that you don&#8217;t know.And you are?*grinning*<br />
Sonni:Annoyed.<br />
Joe:Well baby get use to it.You&#8217;re going to be seeing a lot of me,and not just in classes.*sexy smirk*<br />
Sonni:*looks at him disgusted*<br />
Dr.Johnson:Joseph!Unless you&#8217;re talking about the topic,please shut up!<br />
Joe:Oh Im just telling the new girl about the school.<br />
Sonni:*rolls eyes*<br />
(The rest of the class,Joe kept trying to hit on her and tried to get in her mind.She was trying her best not to fall for it.Finally the bell rang and she packed her bag as fast as she could and ran out the door before anyone else could)<br />
Sonni:Demi!<br />
Demi:*at her locker/looks at Sonni*Hey Chickadee!<br />
Sonni:*walks up to her*Okay forget everything I said earlier.It&#8217;s the first day and I&#8217;m already annoyed.<br />
Demi:What happened?<br />
Sonni:Well I met Joe.*annoyed tone*<br />
Demi:You did?!And how exactly is that so annoying?<br />
Sonni:He kept hitting on me and saying&#8230;things&#8230;that I will not repeat..<br />
Demi:Lucky!<br />
Sonni:Thats not lucky!He&#8217;s a JERK.<br />
Demi:Mhm sure.Well your new best buddy is coming over.*smiles*<br />
Sonni:*looks at her with a confused look then turns around and sees joe coming over*Ohh shit&#8230;hide me?<br />
Demi:Yea like I can hide you!<br />
Sonni:Ugh!</p>
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First chapterrrr!WOO.Haha.Not so exciting.But,yea,lol<br />
Wonder what Joe&#8217;s gonna talk to her about&#8230;ha I dont even know <img src='http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
STAY TUNED <img src='http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>U Know U Luv Me- Intro &amp; Bios (Should I start this story????)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[btw, in the vid, the theme song of this story is probably going to be Miss Popularity by Jordan Pruitt cuz &#8220;the world revolves around Tara Meester&#8221; lol. So yeah, I&#8217;m hoping this story will get me some more viewers &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-talk/u-know-u-luv-me-intro-bios-should-i-start-this-story/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fnRW-mJ5mDk/2.jpg" align="left">btw, in the vid, the theme song of this story is probably going to be Miss Popularity by Jordan Pruitt cuz &#8220;the world revolves around Tara Meester&#8221; lol. So yeah, I&#8217;m hoping this story will get me some more viewers cuz its more of a high school thing insted of all mushy stuff. <img src='http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>(used some celeb&#8217;s last names and character last names&#8230; can&#8217;t think of anything lol)<br />
Margaret &#8220;Tara&#8221; Meester- The most popular girl in school. She&#8217;s big-headed and expecially headstrong. She dosen&#8217;t quit until she gets exactly what she wants, sometimes that can be a good thing.. right? You can&#8217;t date her until you&#8217;re at least a captain of any sports team. But, ocassionally, she&#8217;d settle for stragglers. She absolutly hates her real name so everyone calls her Tara. </p>
<p>Courtney &#8220;Court&#8221; Momsen- Tara&#8217;s best friend who isn&#8217;t stuck up or bratty as she is. Her parents spoil her. She&#8217;s not dating, but boys keep asking her out. She can be mean, but she still has a concience (sp?). </p>
<p>Jenny &#8220;Jen&#8221; Bennet- Jen is 3rd most popular girl in school, and is ok with that. She dosen&#8217;t care about popularity. She&#8217;s always in every school play, and enrolls in every talent show.. come to think of it.. every kid enters the talent show. In general&#8230; she&#8217;s an overly&#8230; overachiever.</p>
<p>Nicholas Jonas- A big nerd in everyone&#8217;s eyes. He has glasses and hair always slicked back. Always wearing a suit &amp; tie. No matter what. Never loosens up and always serious. Enjoys classical music and plays 1st violn in the orchestra.</p>
<p>Joe Jonas- Like Nick, Joe is just as nerdy as him. Though, Joe&#8217;s one of thoose skater boys that do awesome tricks, but you never get the chance the learn his name or talk to him. Is a class clown, but that isn&#8217;t empressing any girls. To his dismay, they&#8217;re laughing at him, not with him.</p>
<p>Kevin Jonas- The only really popular Jonas. He&#8217;s the star of the rock band. Part of the populars. Dated Tara and Court&#8230; at the same time. One of the pretty boys in school. Slept with all the &#8220;pretty&#8221; girls in school. He&#8217;s a big jerk. He never fully breaks up with you, he just decides to end it and expects you to just know.</p>
<p>The Las Angeles Acadamy for Talented Youth (I know, a mouthful right?) isn&#8217;t just a normal high school&#8230; its a school for the most talented teens in LA. So if you can&#8217;t sing, dance, play and instrument, or basicly if you dont have talent, you probably would die in there. But this school is no joke. Only rich kids go here, or kids talented enough to get a scholorship to get in. </p>
<p>One group you do not wanna mess with: The Populars<br />
One fatal dirty look at Tara will leave your social life in the dumps. Do I have to mention all the virgins have to try to be ugly just to get that Kevin Jonas to NOT sleep with you. Once you say 2 words to him, you&#8217;re under his very charming spell. And once you meet Jen.. well you&#8217;ll have a hard time trying to impress her. Court&#8230; well she&#8217;s just a mini Tara&#8230; nothing to worry about I guess, once you meet the original.<br />
But, what about the low-key losers? Well Nicholas has it written all over his face. That dude never smiles! And what&#8217;s with the suits??? Ugh, as if. That virgin loser would never get a date! And of course, the class clown wannabe Joe Jonas. He wishes he was funny! Though it is entertaining to see him make a fool outta himself. How can the populars even survive without the helpless losers? </p>
<p>So welcome to The Acadamy&#8230;</p>
<p>(^That was suposed to be written by a popular student&#8217;s POV. But you&#8217;ll never know who it is. lol. And its just a story and I&#8217;m not calling any of the JB&#8217;s virgin losers or a class clown wannabe or a man whore. It&#8217;s just a story and its an imaginative version of them.)</p>
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I don&#8217;t know if I should start this one&#8230; 20 comments saying I should and I&#8217;ll post the 1st chapter.</p>
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