It certainly helps that one song happens to include the title of the other in the lyrics
N.E.R.D. vs. Switchblade Symphony
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Duration : 0:5:44
Rap along with Alan!
“Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich”
ALAN: And now it’s time for Alans… Lapdance
Hi Kids it’s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave…Erm
It’s Massive, It’s Mashed up, It’s Heavy Shit!
And this’ll blow your socks off.
LYN: Alan what are you doing?
ALAN: Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Lyn Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Let Battle commence!
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
I’m an outlaw
Yes quick on the draw
Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)
And I got it from home (I’ve eaten four)
It’s not a microphone (And I’ve got two white ones left)
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’m real (sigh)
How I feel (I’ve been bad lynn)
It’s just the BBC
That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)
I’m just Ill
Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)
It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
They keep saying
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
It’s a raw night (raw night)
Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)
Call of the night – he’s going down
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
Now Cricket bats
I’ve got something for that
And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)
How I feel (I wanna second series)
It’s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)
I’m just Ill
Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)
It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
They keep saying
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
TONY AYRES: I like ya thong
ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now…
Ya big spastic your a mentalist
Shove it up your arse, up your backside
Gimme another series and kiss my face
Ah Ladyboys -see that…twelve inches – It’s massive!
Ooh bit of nipple
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ah…. All done
Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch
Now f*ck off!
Duration : 0:3:54
(feat. Lee Harvey/Vita)
Dirty Dog
I’m, I’m a dirty dog
I’m a dirty dog
I’m, I’m a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I’m a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I’m an outlaw (I’m an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
Somethin’ you’ve never seen before (Never Seen)
And I dare a mother to come in my face
I got somethin’ chrome (I got somethin’ Chrome)
And I got it from home (I got it from home)
And it ain’t a microphone (Ain’t it a mic!)
And I dare a mother to come in my face
It’s so real
It’s How I Feel
It’s this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I’m just straight ill
Ridin’ my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin’ like strippers to me
They keep sayin’ but I don’t wanna hear it…
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
It’s a raw night (It’s a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well come on alright (Well come on)
And I dare a mother to come in my face
Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
I got somethin’ for that (I got somethin’ for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
So I dare a to come in my face
It’s so real
It’s how I feel
It’s this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I’m just straight ill
Ridin’ my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin’ like strippers to me
They keep sayin’ but I don’t wanna hear it
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie
Lap-screws and tattoos that’s all me
Two guns, both arm’s feelin’ like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash
Find me in court smokin’ that nice grass
Burnin’ the flag, all in the name of white trash
It’s Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I’m gnarly baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
And you know the flow, im Godly baby
So lets party baby
Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick
I take ‘em to my home, they call it the pit
Time for take off, their panties they drop quick
Now that’s first class fuckin, and that’ some fly
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Duration : 0:5:39
This song so fits Dean in my mind. I wanted to make a fan video for this song for some time.
I haven’t made a fan video in a few months. Plus, I have a new video editor I wanted to test out. So, enjoy 
Duration : 0:3:28
IY – Dirty Dog
Nerd – Lapdance
Kiss of the Dragon OST
Duration : 0:3:48
hottest song to strip to.