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	<title> &#187; Lapdance</title>
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		<title>N.E.R.D. &#8211; Lapdance (Live @ Dirty Dutch vs. the World 2010)</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/n-e-r-d-lapdance-live-dirty-dutch-vs-the-world-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[N.E.R.D. performing at Dirty Dutch vs. the World mainstage, and playing their track Lapdance Duration : 0:1:34 [youtube 5rzRkwDKk90]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5rzRkwDKk90/2.jpg" align="left">N.E.R.D. performing at Dirty Dutch vs. the World mainstage,<br />
and playing their track Lapdance</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:1:34</b></p>
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		<title>M40A3 jbaTz II Dirty Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WATCH IN 720 HD: Just a funny thing curransy noticed in the friends list so thought id record it, maybe get a few laughs :L Duration : 0:0:38 [youtube gZzSSeaolMQ]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gZzSSeaolMQ/2.jpg" align="left">WATCH IN 720 HD: Just a funny thing curransy noticed in the friends list so thought id record it, maybe get a few laughs :L</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:0:38</b></p>
<p><span id="more-874"></span><br />[youtube gZzSSeaolMQ]</p>
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		<title>N.E.R.D &#8211; Lapdance (Bingo Players Remix)</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/n-e-r-d-lapdance-bingo-players-remix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 14:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[dirty nerd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bingo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Players]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Duration : 0:4:36 [youtube Na8mMCsN8qE]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Na8mMCsN8qE/2.jpg" align="left"> </p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:4:36</b></p>
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		<title>hot cars &#8211; NERD: lapdance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/hot-cars-nerd-lapdance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/hot-cars-nerd-lapdance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 17:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[pics of various hot cars set to &#8220;lapdance&#8221; by NERD Duration : 0:3:30 [youtube dbdKoQqHeHM]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dbdKoQqHeHM/2.jpg" align="left">pics of various hot cars set to &#8220;lapdance&#8221; by NERD</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:3:30</b></p>
<p><span id="more-807"></span><br />[youtube dbdKoQqHeHM]</p>
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		<title>N.E.R.D. &#8211; Lapdance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/n-e-r-d-lapdance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/n-e-r-d-lapdance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 22:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[dirty nerd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lapdance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[N.E.R.D. &#8211; Lapdance Duration : 0:3:36 [youtube mG2chEkMjHM]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mG2chEkMjHM/2.jpg" align="left">N.E.R.D. &#8211; Lapdance</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:3:36</b></p>
<p><span id="more-760"></span><br />[youtube mG2chEkMjHM]</p>
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		<title>Dirty House Music 2010 (Dj Matteo Nocco)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 13:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tracklist: 1. Gregor Salto and Kaoma &#8211; Lambada 3000 (Funkin Matt remix) 2. Funk D &#8211; Get Mad (Kid Kaio Remix) 3. Diva &#38; Jones &#8211; E (Without me) (David Jones Mix) 4. Patric La Funk &#8211; Xylo (Bingo Players &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/dirty-house-music-2010-dj-matteo-nocco/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yqOSzG6ubh8/2.jpg" align="left">Tracklist:</p>
<p>1. Gregor Salto and Kaoma &#8211; Lambada 3000 (Funkin Matt remix)<br />
2. Funk D &#8211; Get Mad (Kid Kaio Remix)<br />
3. Diva &amp; Jones &#8211; E (Without me) (David Jones Mix)<br />
4. Patric La Funk &#8211; Xylo (Bingo Players Remix)<br />
5. N.E.R.D. &#8211;  Lapdance (Bingo Players Bootleg Remix)</p>
<p>Link for download:</p>
<p>http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3TPE726Q</p>
<p>Add me on Facebook:</p>
<p>http://www.facebook.com/matteonocco92</p>
<p>Add me on MySpace:<br />
http://www.myspace.com/matteonoccodj</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:9:43</b></p>
<p><span id="more-747"></span><br />[youtube yqOSzG6ubh8]</p>
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		<title>N.E.R.D. &#8211; Lapdance &#8211; Bingo Players Bootleg</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/n-e-r-d-lapdance-bingo-players-bootleg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/n-e-r-d-lapdance-bingo-players-bootleg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://premium.beatjunks.com/ &#8211; http://ajrdv.hyves.net/ Duration : 0:4:35 [youtube RNFkki3APys]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RNFkki3APys/2.jpg" align="left">http://premium.beatjunks.com/ &#8211; http://ajrdv.hyves.net/</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:4:35</b></p>
<p><span id="more-529"></span><br />[youtube RNFkki3APys]</p>
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		<title>Lap Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/lap-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/lap-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/lap-dog</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It certainly helps that one song happens to include the title of the other in the lyrics N.E.R.D. vs. Switchblade Symphony Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/djcomorbid Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/djcomorbid Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-comorbid/160365755995 Reverbnation: http://www.reverbnation.com/djcomorbid Duration : 0:5:44 [youtube vtKnCQsrKlQ]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vtKnCQsrKlQ/2.jpg" align="left">It certainly helps that one song happens to include the title of the other in the lyrics</p>
<p>N.E.R.D. vs. Switchblade Symphony</p>
<p>Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/djcomorbid<br />
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/djcomorbid<br />
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-comorbid/160365755995<br />
Reverbnation: http://www.reverbnation.com/djcomorbid</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:5:44</b></p>
<p><span id="more-362"></span><br />[youtube vtKnCQsrKlQ]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nerd-Lapdance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/nerd-lapdance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/nerd-lapdance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/nerd-lapdance</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[hottest song to strip to. Duration : 0:3:30 [youtube 8AfMGHTQxVA]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8AfMGHTQxVA/2.jpg" align="left">hottest song to strip to.</p>
<p>Duration : <b>0:3:30</b></p>
<p><span id="more-328"></span><br />[youtube 8AfMGHTQxVA]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;ALAN&#8217;S LAPDANCE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/alans-lapdance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rap along with Alan! &#8220;Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich&#8221; ALAN: And now it&#8217;s time for Alans&#8230; Lapdance Hi Kids it&#8217;s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave&#8230;Erm It&#8217;s Massive, It&#8217;s Mashed up, &#8230; <a href="http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/nerd-dirty-dog/alans-lapdance/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w9TnYboQmWs/2.jpg" align="left">Rap along with Alan!</p>
<p>&#8220;Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich&#8221;<br />
ALAN: And now it&#8217;s time for Alans&#8230; Lapdance<br />
Hi Kids it&#8217;s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave&#8230;Erm<br />
It&#8217;s Massive, It&#8217;s Mashed up, It&#8217;s Heavy Shit!<br />
And this&#8217;ll blow your socks off.<br />
LYN: Alan what are you doing?<br />
ALAN: Lyn I&#8217;m a dirty dog<br />
Lyn Lyn I&#8217;m a dirty dog<br />
Lyn I&#8217;m a dirty dog<br />
Let Battle commence!<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
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Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
You can get this lapdance here for free<br />
I&#8217;m an outlaw<br />
Yes quick on the draw<br />
Like nothing you&#8217;ve ever seen before<br />
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face<br />
I&#8217;ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)<br />
And I got it from home (I&#8217;ve eaten four)<br />
It&#8217;s not a microphone (And I&#8217;ve got two white ones left)<br />
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face<br />
I&#8217;m real (sigh)<br />
How I feel (I&#8217;ve been bad lynn)<br />
It&#8217;s just the BBC<br />
That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)<br />
I&#8217;m just Ill<br />
Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)<br />
It&#8217;s just the BBC that sounds like to me<br />
They keep saying<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
You can get this lapdance here for free<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
You can get this lapdance here for free<br />
It&#8217;s a raw night (raw night)<br />
Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)<br />
Call of the night &#8211; he&#8217;s going down<br />
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face<br />
Now Cricket bats<br />
I&#8217;ve got something for that<br />
And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!<br />
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face<br />
I&#8217;m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)<br />
How I feel (I wanna second series)<br />
It&#8217;s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)<br />
I&#8217;m just Ill<br />
Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)<br />
It&#8217;s just the BBC that sounds like to me<br />
They keep saying<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
You can get this lapdance here for free<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
TONY AYRES: I like ya thong<br />
ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now&#8230;<br />
Ya big spastic your a mentalist<br />
Shove it up your arse, up your backside<br />
Gimme another series and kiss my face<br />
Ah Ladyboys -see that&#8230;twelve inches &#8211; It&#8217;s massive!<br />
Ooh bit of nipple<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
You can get this lapdance here for free<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
Ooh baby you want me<br />
You can get this lapdance here for free<br />
Ah&#8230;. All done<br />
Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch</p>
<p>Now f*ck off!</p>
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