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Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s
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They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I’m too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Really, really white n’ nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I’m
white n’ nerdy!
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?
I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ‘em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!
I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
I’m so white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
All because I’m white n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
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This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty
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Here’s another weird and pointless song. Words/Music by: Eliel Lyn Sagansay. Song inspired by: Kevin Cunanan and all the guys that have tried me with a pick-up line. I hope you enjoy!
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God bless,
Eliel Lyn Sagansay
ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my dearest mother!! I love you 
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Verse 1:
One day I walked
I was roaming, strolling down the street
When suddenly a random guy
came up he looked at me,
he said: Oh my! Did it hurt when you fell?
You’re an angel from heaven I can already tell
Was it love at first sight?
Should I walk by again?
I’ve lost my number, may I have yours?
(Oh) can we be friends?
I must confess..
CHORUS:
No, I don’t have money
I don’t have cars
But if I can’t have you, it’ll tear me apart
I can’t give you the whole world
But I can give you my heart
and if that’s not enough
I can use my
Pick-up lines..
Verse 2:
Then I left I thought
I’d never see him again
But then I turned into a corner
and saw him with his friend
he said: Don’t look at her unless you carry a map
You might get lost in her eyes
then you can’t look back
Oh no..
Bridge:
He’s never seen a face like mine
He said: Are you the one that’s
causing all the stars to shine tonight?
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(feat. Lee Harvey/Vita)
Dirty Dog
I’m, I’m a dirty dog
I’m a dirty dog
I’m, I’m a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I’m a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I’m an outlaw (I’m an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
Somethin’ you’ve never seen before (Never Seen)
And I dare a mother to come in my face
I got somethin’ chrome (I got somethin’ Chrome)
And I got it from home (I got it from home)
And it ain’t a microphone (Ain’t it a mic!)
And I dare a mother to come in my face
It’s so real
It’s How I Feel
It’s this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I’m just straight ill
Ridin’ my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin’ like strippers to me
They keep sayin’ but I don’t wanna hear it…
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
It’s a raw night (It’s a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well come on alright (Well come on)
And I dare a mother to come in my face
Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
I got somethin’ for that (I got somethin’ for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
So I dare a to come in my face
It’s so real
It’s how I feel
It’s this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I’m just straight ill
Ridin’ my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin’ like strippers to me
They keep sayin’ but I don’t wanna hear it
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie
Lap-screws and tattoos that’s all me
Two guns, both arm’s feelin’ like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash
Find me in court smokin’ that nice grass
Burnin’ the flag, all in the name of white trash
It’s Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I’m gnarly baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
And you know the flow, im Godly baby
So lets party baby
Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick
I take ‘em to my home, they call it the pit
Time for take off, their panties they drop quick
Now that’s first class fuckin, and that’ some fly
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
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Remix of Lapdance, original composition by N.E.R.D.
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A recording of my song that I usually play live at gigs.
Be kind, rewind!
Some girls like to go to clubs
Some shop for the perfect jeans
Some follow sports and wear cute shorts
I never got that scene.
My friends all tried to save me
But its at its very worst –
I gave up Prada long ago
To argue over who shot first.
Im a nerd girl
I like Star Wars and comic books
Im a nerd girl
I go to conventions and get weird looks
The only girls who go to those
Are either girlfriends, or being paid
So when I show up on my own
Youd think it would get me laid
It doesnt
Im a nerd girl,
Yes I do play D&D
Im on World of Warcraft
And my elf mage is level sixty-three
If Id only been a cheerleader
Id know how to flirt and dance
But all Ive got is Elvish songs
To tempt boys into my pants
Nerdy guys are great but they tend to be
Lonely and forlorn
And when you jump into the sack with one
You have to compete with porn
Im not Japanese twins, I dont kiss girls
I bruise kind of easy
And I guess I could try talking dirty
But I dont think Klingon sounds that sleazy
Im a nerd girl
And Im not the only one
We are many
And we tend to be more fun
We may not be the best looking girls
Out dancing on the floor
But Id like to see your Maxim model
Play Call of Duty 4
Im a nerd girl,
Just a Leia looking for her Solo
Im a nerd girl
If youre interested, find us after the show
I promise when you talk to us
We wont say a thing about shoes
Come on, guys and just man up
Youve got nothing left to lose!
Except your V-Cards
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This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty
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Rap by Naterbate
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