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  • Urban Nerd DMC – Newham Generals June 2008

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 25 Comments »

    Dj Tubby Allongside Footise & D Double E Murcking to TOp Bassline DUbstep at the last Urban Nerd Event Which FInished with a Bang As Usual!! Urban Nerds ‘Do the Dam’ is the 24th July Calander Update if you hav’nt booked yet U’d Be a foOl to Miss IT!! MOre Information follow latest updates, downloads, blogs, MORE pics & Vids the links below will direct your third Eye to the Nerdish SIde of THings…. www.urban-nerds.com www.organicsight.com

    Duration : 0:10:20

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    Behind The Scenes – Bedtime Sex Talk

    Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | No Comments »

    Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s

    bedtime dirty sex talk nightmare hair messy bed head erotic dream cross eyed eyes gossiping girls gossip anal threesome swine flu mum mom gets mad angry bedroom dirtalley bitchy girl sexy dumb blonde brunette cat purr impression htc hero smartphone cell phone mobile toys doggy style ballerina asian sex positions cowgirl samantha perkins natalia dorothy geek glasses geeky mummy mommy male in drag wearing wig make up howto acting act actor actress comedy spoof parody jaytube love music uk british accent accents long hair crop cut pink shirt perfect beer goggles male
    vibrator using playing sex with a guy last night threesome think i have swine flu did they sneeze on you not but i had anal sex you only get swine flu if you use dirty toilets why do you thinki never use them these days well that and peadophiles in them youll be finedo i look blonde yes iam sure thanks sammy your welcome hunnie hun best friend forever bff ill see you tomorrow were going shopping night hun girls with attitude ending outro music background free incompetech comedian queen early morning 4:30am pur gwa bitchy sigh bedrom bed single crazy video insane funny hilarious lol laugh out loud moment moments laughing my arse off lmao lmfao date dating dirt alley alleys girly shopping town male into female transformation behind the scenes special specials

    Duration : 0:4:55

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    Wierd Al Yankovic-White And Nerdy(Official Music Video)

    Posted by admin on February 19th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 25 Comments »

    They see me mowin’
    My front lawn
    I know they’re all thinking
    I’m so White N’ nerdy

    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
    I wanna roll with-
    The gangsters
    But so far they all think
    I’m too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Really, really white n’ nerdy

    First in my class here at M.I.T.
    Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
    MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
    Keep your 40
    I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin to the contrary
    You’ll find they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawkings in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
    Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
    my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run
    At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
    Happy days is my favourite theme song
    I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

    They see me roll on, my Segway!
    I know in my heart they think I’m
    white n’ nerdy!
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
    I’d like to roll with-
    The gangsters
    Although it’s apparent I’m too
    White n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?

    I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
    X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
    The pens in my pocket
    I must protect ‘em
    my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code who do they call?
    I do HTML for them all
    Even made a homepage for my dog!
    Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
    they were having a sale down at the GAP
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!

    I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
    I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
    I spend every weekend
    at the renaissance fair
    I got my name on my under wear!

    They see me strollin’
    They laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
    I’m so white n’ nerdy
    Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
    Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
    All because I’m white n’ nerdy
    Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
    I wanna bowl with-
    the gangsters
    but oh well it’s obvious I’m
    white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!

    Duration : 0:3:4

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    White and Nerdy+Ridin Dirty

    Posted by admin on February 16th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerdy | 4 Comments »

    This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty

    Duration : 0:4:5

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    Eliel Lyn (Original)- Pick Up Lines

    Posted by admin on February 13th, 2010 and filed under pick up lines for guys | 25 Comments »

    Here’s another weird and pointless song. Words/Music by: Eliel Lyn Sagansay. Song inspired by: Kevin Cunanan and all the guys that have tried me with a pick-up line. I hope you enjoy! :)

    Comment//Favorite//Rate//Subscribe :)

    Thanks!
    God bless,
    Eliel Lyn Sagansay

    ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my dearest mother!! I love you :)
    __________________

    Verse 1:
    One day I walked
    I was roaming, strolling down the street
    When suddenly a random guy
    came up he looked at me,
    he said: Oh my! Did it hurt when you fell?
    You’re an angel from heaven I can already tell

    Was it love at first sight?
    Should I walk by again?
    I’ve lost my number, may I have yours?
    (Oh) can we be friends?
    I must confess..

    CHORUS:
    No, I don’t have money
    I don’t have cars
    But if I can’t have you, it’ll tear me apart
    I can’t give you the whole world
    But I can give you my heart
    and if that’s not enough
    I can use my
    Pick-up lines..

    Verse 2:
    Then I left I thought
    I’d never see him again
    But then I turned into a corner
    and saw him with his friend
    he said: Don’t look at her unless you carry a map
    You might get lost in her eyes
    then you can’t look back
    Oh no..

    Bridge:
    He’s never seen a face like mine
    He said: Are you the one that’s
    causing all the stars to shine tonight?

    http://www.musicprescription.com
    http://www.myspace.com/eliellyn
    http://www.twitter.com/eliellyn3
    http://www.youtube.com/eliellyn3
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eliel-Lyn-S/115448964130

    Duration : 0:3:26

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    N.E.R.D – Lapdance – In search of…

    Posted by admin on February 7th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 10 Comments »

    (feat. Lee Harvey/Vita)

    Dirty Dog
    I’m, I’m a dirty dog
    I’m a dirty dog
    I’m, I’m a dirty dog
    Dirty Dog
    I’m a dirty dog
    Dirty Dog

    I’m an outlaw (I’m an outlaw)
    Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
    Somethin’ you’ve never seen before (Never Seen)
    And I dare a mother to come in my face
    I got somethin’ chrome (I got somethin’ Chrome)
    And I got it from home (I got it from home)
    And it ain’t a microphone (Ain’t it a mic!)
    And I dare a mother to come in my face
    It’s so real
    It’s How I Feel
    It’s this society
    That makes a nigga wanna kill
    I’m just straight ill
    Ridin’ my motorcycle down the streets
    While politicians is soundin’ like strippers to me
    They keep sayin’ but I don’t wanna hear it…

    Oooh baby you want me?
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Now you can get this lap dance here for free
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    It’s a raw night (It’s a raw night)
    Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
    Well come on alright (Well come on)
    And I dare a mother to come in my face
    Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
    I got somethin’ for that (I got somethin’ for that)
    It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
    So I dare a to come in my face
    It’s so real
    It’s how I feel
    It’s this society
    That makes a nigga wanna kill
    I’m just straight ill
    Ridin’ my motorcycle down the streets
    While the government is soundin’ like strippers to me
    They keep sayin’ but I don’t wanna hear it

    Oooh baby you want me?
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Now you can get this lap dance here for free
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
    Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie
    Lap-screws and tattoos that’s all me
    Two guns, both arm’s feelin’ like Fonzie
    You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
    Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash
    Find me in court smokin’ that nice grass
    Burnin’ the flag, all in the name of white trash
    It’s Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I’m gnarly baby
    Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
    And you know the flow, im Godly baby
    So lets party baby
    Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick
    I take ‘em to my home, they call it the pit
    Time for take off, their panties they drop quick
    Now that’s first class fuckin, and that’ some fly

    Oooh baby you want me?
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Well you can get this lap dance here for free
    Oooh baby you want me?
    Now you can get this lap dance here for free

    Duration : 0:5:39

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    N.E.R.D. – Lapdance (FunkyEsquadra Dirty Remix)

    Posted by admin on February 7th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd | 13 Comments »

    Remix of Lapdance, original composition by N.E.R.D.

    Duration : 0:4:3

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    Nerd Girl

    Posted by admin on January 28th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 16 Comments »

    A recording of my song that I usually play live at gigs.

    Be kind, rewind!

    Some girls like to go to clubs
    Some shop for the perfect jeans
    Some follow sports and wear cute shorts
    I never got that scene.
    My friends all tried to save me
    But its at its very worst –
    I gave up Prada long ago
    To argue over who shot first.

    Im a nerd girl
    I like Star Wars and comic books
    Im a nerd girl
    I go to conventions and get weird looks
    The only girls who go to those
    Are either girlfriends, or being paid
    So when I show up on my own
    Youd think it would get me laid
    It doesnt

    Im a nerd girl,
    Yes I do play D&D
    Im on World of Warcraft
    And my elf mage is level sixty-three
    If Id only been a cheerleader
    Id know how to flirt and dance
    But all Ive got is Elvish songs
    To tempt boys into my pants

    Nerdy guys are great but they tend to be
    Lonely and forlorn
    And when you jump into the sack with one
    You have to compete with porn
    Im not Japanese twins, I dont kiss girls
    I bruise kind of easy
    And I guess I could try talking dirty
    But I dont think Klingon sounds that sleazy

    Im a nerd girl
    And Im not the only one
    We are many
    And we tend to be more fun
    We may not be the best looking girls
    Out dancing on the floor
    But Id like to see your Maxim model
    Play Call of Duty 4

    Im a nerd girl,
    Just a Leia looking for her Solo
    Im a nerd girl
    If youre interested, find us after the show
    I promise when you talk to us
    We wont say a thing about shoes
    Come on, guys and just man up
    Youve got nothing left to lose!
    Except your V-Cards

    Duration : 0:2:21

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    White and Nerdy + Ridin Dirty

    Posted by admin on January 13th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 25 Comments »

    This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty

    Duration : 0:4:4

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    Dirty Nerdy

    Posted by admin on December 18th, 2009 and filed under dirty nerdy | 5 Comments »

    Rap by Naterbate

    Duration : 0:1:50

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