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  • Angry Video Game Nerd Theme by me!

    Posted by admin on March 9th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 7 Comments »

    In this vid i show you my Theme-Remix of the Angry Video Game Nerd (short: AVGN) theme. James Rolfe, Kyle Justin, Screwattack and Gametrailer have got the Copyrights. But this Song was REMIXED by me and made by Kyle Justin.

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    (Also see: http://www.de.avgn.wikia.com/wiki/AVGN-Wiki
    This Wiki was made by me

    Lyrics:
    He’s gonna take you back to the past
    To play the games that suck ass
    He’d rather have a buffallo
    Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
    He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
    Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    When you turn on the TV
    Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
    He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
    Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
    He’s got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
    Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    He plays the worst games of all time
    They’re horrible abominations of mankind
    They make him so mad he can spit
    Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit

    They rip you off and don’t care one bit
    But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
    Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
    They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
    The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?
    Why don’t the weapons do anything?
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
    He’s the angriest most off gaming nerd
    He’s the Angry…
    Atari
    Amiga
    CDI
    Colecovision
    Intellivision
    Sega
    Neo Geo
    Turbo Grafix 16
    Odyssey
    Commodore
    3DO
    Nintendo Nerd
    He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd

    Duration : 0:2:35

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    MC Badness at Urban Nerds

    Posted by admin on March 9th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 1 Comment »

    MC Badness on stage and freestyle @ Urban Nerds

    www.urban-nerds.com
    www.myspace.com/urbannerds

    Duration : 0:1:52

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    Nerd-Lapdance

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 25 Comments »

    hottest song to strip to.

    Duration : 0:3:30

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    Nerd Is Ridin Dirty

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd | 1 Comment »

    I Edited A Wimp Video Of A New Segway Model With Some Tunez….

    Duration : 0:1:36

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    The Jimmys – Angry Video Game Nerd Theme

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 4 Comments »

    Song written by Kyle Justin.

    Everyone’s favorite robotic sex gods perform a stirring version of that anthem of basement-dwellers everywhere: The Angry Video Game Nerd song.

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    Lyrics:
    He’s gonna take you back to the past
    To play the games that suck ass
    He’d rather have a buffallo
    Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
    He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
    Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    When you turn on the TV
    Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
    He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
    Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
    He’s got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
    Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    He plays the worst games of all time
    They’re horrible abominations of mankind
    They make him so mad he can spit
    Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit

    They rip you off and don’t care one bit
    But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
    Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
    They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
    The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?
    Why don’t the weapons do anything?
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
    He’s the angriest most off gaming nerd
    He’s the Angry…
    Atari
    Amiga
    CDI
    Colecovision
    Intellivision
    Sega
    Neo Geo
    Turbo Grafix 16
    Odyssey
    Commodore
    3DO
    Nintendo Nerd
    He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd

    Duration : 0:2:46

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    Benedetta Why don t you do right (BloodyCrz nerd dirty rmx)

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd | No Comments »

    speedy rmx of a track performed by benedetta

    Duration : 0:2:30

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    “ALAN’S LAPDANCE”

    Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 14 Comments »

    Rap along with Alan!

    “Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich”
    ALAN: And now it’s time for Alans… Lapdance
    Hi Kids it’s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave…Erm
    It’s Massive, It’s Mashed up, It’s Heavy Shit!
    And this’ll blow your socks off.
    LYN: Alan what are you doing?
    ALAN: Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Lyn Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Let Battle commence!
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    I’m an outlaw
    Yes quick on the draw
    Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)
    And I got it from home (I’ve eaten four)
    It’s not a microphone (And I’ve got two white ones left)
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’m real (sigh)
    How I feel (I’ve been bad lynn)
    It’s just the BBC
    That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)
    I’m just Ill
    Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)
    It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
    They keep saying
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    It’s a raw night (raw night)
    Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)
    Call of the night – he’s going down
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    Now Cricket bats
    I’ve got something for that
    And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)
    How I feel (I wanna second series)
    It’s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)
    I’m just Ill
    Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)
    It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
    They keep saying
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    TONY AYRES: I like ya thong
    ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now…
    Ya big spastic your a mentalist
    Shove it up your arse, up your backside
    Gimme another series and kiss my face
    Ah Ladyboys -see that…twelve inches – It’s massive!
    Ooh bit of nipple
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ah…. All done
    Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch

    Now f*ck off!

    Duration : 0:3:54

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    Behind The Scenes – Bedtime Sex Talk

    Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | No Comments »

    Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s

    bedtime dirty sex talk nightmare hair messy bed head erotic dream cross eyed eyes gossiping girls gossip anal threesome swine flu mum mom gets mad angry bedroom dirtalley bitchy girl sexy dumb blonde brunette cat purr impression htc hero smartphone cell phone mobile toys doggy style ballerina asian sex positions cowgirl samantha perkins natalia dorothy geek glasses geeky mummy mommy male in drag wearing wig make up howto acting act actor actress comedy spoof parody jaytube love music uk british accent accents long hair crop cut pink shirt perfect beer goggles male
    vibrator using playing sex with a guy last night threesome think i have swine flu did they sneeze on you not but i had anal sex you only get swine flu if you use dirty toilets why do you thinki never use them these days well that and peadophiles in them youll be finedo i look blonde yes iam sure thanks sammy your welcome hunnie hun best friend forever bff ill see you tomorrow were going shopping night hun girls with attitude ending outro music background free incompetech comedian queen early morning 4:30am pur gwa bitchy sigh bedrom bed single crazy video insane funny hilarious lol laugh out loud moment moments laughing my arse off lmao lmfao date dating dirt alley alleys girly shopping town male into female transformation behind the scenes special specials

    Duration : 0:4:55

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    LISTEN TO THIS PERSON TALK and drive a car at the same time

    Posted by admin on February 13th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | No Comments »

    leave some comments and like that
    because it is all a mind game
    and mind scape
    inside the minds eye
    your faveorite dirty words

    Duration : 0:1:54

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    Nerdy boy’s sexy dirty soles ;)

    Posted by admin on February 13th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd | 8 Comments »

    And no I’m not a nerd just cause I’m wearing glasses, I’ve always been a nerd, just the new glasses add a nice touch. And my soles were especially dirty today, and I didn’t feel like washing them XD Enjoy

    Duration : 0:1:1

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