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Voiceover intro/outro:
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The second joke about having the good kind of aids referenced with permission from P0YKPAC
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This is half-tempo. The voice pitch remains the same.
For those of you who don’t understand fast-talking people, this half-speed Weird Al video is for your watching/listening pleasure…
Weird Al Yankovic
White And Nerdy
Straight Outta Lynwood
2006

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Song written by Kyle Justin.

Everyone’s favorite robotic sex gods perform a stirring version of that anthem of basement-dwellers everywhere: The Angry Video Game Nerd song.

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Lyrics:
He’s gonna take you back to the past
To play the games that suck ass
He’d rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV
Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
He’s got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
They’re horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit

They rip you off and don’t care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?
Why don’t the weapons do anything?
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He’s the angriest most off gaming nerd
He’s the Angry…
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd

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Rap along with Alan!

“Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich”
ALAN: And now it’s time for Alans… Lapdance
Hi Kids it’s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave…Erm
It’s Massive, It’s Mashed up, It’s Heavy Shit!
And this’ll blow your socks off.
LYN: Alan what are you doing?
ALAN: Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Lyn Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Let Battle commence!
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
I’m an outlaw
Yes quick on the draw
Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)
And I got it from home (I’ve eaten four)
It’s not a microphone (And I’ve got two white ones left)
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’m real (sigh)
How I feel (I’ve been bad lynn)
It’s just the BBC
That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)
I’m just Ill
Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)
It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
They keep saying
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
It’s a raw night (raw night)
Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)
Call of the night – he’s going down
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
Now Cricket bats
I’ve got something for that
And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)
How I feel (I wanna second series)
It’s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)
I’m just Ill
Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)
It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
They keep saying
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
TONY AYRES: I like ya thong
ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now…
Ya big spastic your a mentalist
Shove it up your arse, up your backside
Gimme another series and kiss my face
Ah Ladyboys -see that…twelve inches – It’s massive!
Ooh bit of nipple
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ah…. All done
Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch

Now f*ck off!

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This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty

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i did a video to white and nerdy(: comment if you liked it

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“Weird Al” Yankovic’s White & Nerdy vs Chamillionaire’s Ridin’ Dirty.

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A catchy little parody-tune Ben and I wrote and sang a long time ago. And now, years later, it’s finally finished! I gave up on Sara doing the animation so I threw some crappy stick figures together. Enjoy.

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Song Parody by Possible Oscar of “Talk dirty to me” by poison

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