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  • BEST PICK UP LINES EVER

    Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 25 Comments »

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    Special Thanks:

    Voiceover intro/outro:
    http://www.youtube.com/kooljeffrey

    The second joke about having the good kind of aids referenced with permission from P0YKPAC
    Their video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoyiDP2-Zis
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    Duration : 0:1:27

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    Weird Al-White And Nerdy (Slow Motion)

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 1 Comment »

    This is half-tempo. The voice pitch remains the same.
    For those of you who don’t understand fast-talking people, this half-speed Weird Al video is for your watching/listening pleasure…
    Weird Al Yankovic
    White And Nerdy
    Straight Outta Lynwood
    2006

    Duration : 0:5:39

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    The Jimmys – Angry Video Game Nerd Theme

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 4 Comments »

    Song written by Kyle Justin.

    Everyone’s favorite robotic sex gods perform a stirring version of that anthem of basement-dwellers everywhere: The Angry Video Game Nerd song.

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    Lyrics:
    He’s gonna take you back to the past
    To play the games that suck ass
    He’d rather have a buffallo
    Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
    He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
    Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    When you turn on the TV
    Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
    He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
    Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
    He’s got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
    Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    He plays the worst games of all time
    They’re horrible abominations of mankind
    They make him so mad he can spit
    Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit

    They rip you off and don’t care one bit
    But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
    Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
    They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
    The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?
    Why don’t the weapons do anything?
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
    He’s the angriest most off gaming nerd
    He’s the Angry…
    Atari
    Amiga
    CDI
    Colecovision
    Intellivision
    Sega
    Neo Geo
    Turbo Grafix 16
    Odyssey
    Commodore
    3DO
    Nintendo Nerd
    He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd

    Duration : 0:2:46

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    “ALAN’S LAPDANCE”

    Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 14 Comments »

    Rap along with Alan!

    “Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich”
    ALAN: And now it’s time for Alans… Lapdance
    Hi Kids it’s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave…Erm
    It’s Massive, It’s Mashed up, It’s Heavy Shit!
    And this’ll blow your socks off.
    LYN: Alan what are you doing?
    ALAN: Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Lyn Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Let Battle commence!
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    I’m an outlaw
    Yes quick on the draw
    Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)
    And I got it from home (I’ve eaten four)
    It’s not a microphone (And I’ve got two white ones left)
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’m real (sigh)
    How I feel (I’ve been bad lynn)
    It’s just the BBC
    That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)
    I’m just Ill
    Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)
    It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
    They keep saying
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    It’s a raw night (raw night)
    Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)
    Call of the night – he’s going down
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    Now Cricket bats
    I’ve got something for that
    And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)
    How I feel (I wanna second series)
    It’s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)
    I’m just Ill
    Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)
    It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
    They keep saying
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    TONY AYRES: I like ya thong
    ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now…
    Ya big spastic your a mentalist
    Shove it up your arse, up your backside
    Gimme another series and kiss my face
    Ah Ladyboys -see that…twelve inches – It’s massive!
    Ooh bit of nipple
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ah…. All done
    Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch

    Now f*ck off!

    Duration : 0:3:54

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    White and Nerdy+Ridin Dirty

    Posted by admin on February 16th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerdy | 4 Comments »

    This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty

    Duration : 0:4:5

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    White and Nerdy (Riding Dirty Parody by Weird Al)

    Posted by admin on February 4th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd | 16 Comments »

    i did a video to white and nerdy(: comment if you liked it

    Duration : 0:2:50

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    Weird Al vs Chamillionaire: White & Dirty, Drivin’ Nerdy

    Posted by admin on January 13th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerdy | 25 Comments »

    “Weird Al” Yankovic’s White & Nerdy vs Chamillionaire’s Ridin’ Dirty.

    Duration : 0:4:16

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    Talk Nerdy To Me

    Posted by admin on January 13th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 5 Comments »

    A catchy little parody-tune Ben and I wrote and sang a long time ago. And now, years later, it’s finally finished! I gave up on Sara doing the animation so I threw some crappy stick figures together. Enjoy.

    Duration : 0:3:26

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    Talk Nerdy To Me

    Posted by admin on December 18th, 2009 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 6 Comments »

    Song Parody by Possible Oscar of “Talk dirty to me” by poison

    Duration : 0:3:48

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