Check these pick-up lines straight from Doctor Mick-Love. Featuring my LiL Sista, Mary.
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Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Part 3
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When I agreed to do this collab I was planning to make myself look like a super player. The only problem was that the sketch wasn’t that funny. So I compromised my cool factor for some laughs. This is a comedy channel after all. My goal is to make you laugh at all costs. 
Hope you enjoy.
1. I hope you know CPR because you took my breath away.
2. There must be something wrong with my/your eyes because I can’t get them off of you.
3. Ni how~~ ma~ (Chinese for how are you)
4. I wish I was a pokemon master. That way I can peek-a-chu
5. So my friends bet me I can’t talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy drinks with their money.
6. I bet I can kiss you without touching you. Darn. I guess I lost that bet.
7. If I was Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.
8. If I was a fly I’d be all over you because you’re the shit.
9. My love for you is like diareea, I just can’t hold it in.
10. If you’re a hamburger at Burger King, you’d be Wah~~per~
11. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
12. Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.
13. You must the the north pole because all I’m feeling is an attraction.
14. Mango does a body good. Here have a mango.
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Top 10 Pickup Lines
PART 2: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LI0pYF3_4uI
Pickup Lines put to the test.
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BEST PICK UP LINES EVER
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Pick Up Men, Pick Up Women. Abiola Abrams & Funky Brown Chick: Sexy Goddess Diaries: SINGLES, MEN AND PICK UP LINES
Abiola Abrams (VH1’s Tough Love) and super-blogger Twanna Hines aka Funky Brown Chick get together and have a some girl time and talk about where to look for men. This 3 part series will keep you entertained as these two ladies attempt to get into the mind of a men as they search for Mr. Right or Right NOW? www.planetabiola.com
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Fresh Prince Pick Up Lines Part 1
Funny Pick Up Lines From the Fresh Prince
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another unfabulous video.
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This is the guys of unfabulous using the worst pick-up lines ever. hahaha
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Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Part 1
The music is from: http://www.incompetech.com
Here are all the pick up lines just in case you can’t understand my accent. Most of them are original’s I made up but some I found on the internet.
1) If I have a soccer ball will you come kick it with me?
2) Oh Ko Ni Chi WOW girl.
3) Your beauty has over clocked my processor.
5) Dam girl~ I thought Civic’s were pretty until I laid my eyes on you.
6) Our love is like dividing by zero. It can not be defined.
7) It stopped raining in my heart the moment I laid eyes on you.
You defragment my life.
9) Ow my tooth hurts because you’re so sweet.
10) Ah yes I am addicted to caffeine and you’re my Starbucks.
11) I less than 3 you.
12) Don’t wear no more make up. You can’t get more perfect than you already are.
13) I looked in the mirror and saw an angel. Come to me and kiss angel.
14) I wish I was your derivative so I can be tangent in your life.
15) Did you have nose surgery? So then how can you be so beautiful?
16) Every time I think of you the stars disappear. Look at how black the world is. That’s not pollution. That’s you.
17) Did you hear that? It was my heart taking off after looking at you.
18) You are like my sleeping pills. I can’t sleep without you.
19) I have an owie on my lips. Can you kiss it and make it better.
20) Wow you look so familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
21) Did you win the Nobel peace prize? Because you beauty can bring world peace.
22) I can’t breath~ Your beauty is too intoxicating.
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