Eiqu – R.I.P Tibia with a Special Surprise!

Posted by admin on March 9th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | 25 Comments »

Rip Tibia, you know its too late now,
Since 7 point 1 it all changed somehow,
Back then we had no skulls,
And all paladins were loaded with bolts,
No bots no level four hundred,
Say “hi” now yeah your hunted,
And then you got 2 options: pay or quit,
Kid, your time’s wasted for shit,
No mercy in the yalahar city,
You just got a spawn and got kicked what a pitty,
And war is too, Who the is your allie,
You cant supply, and friends turned spy,
Another problem What the “a hotkey” ?
You like that but i disagree,
Cipsoft do think its fair,
We cant kill a monster down a stair?
Oh no, you gotta wait 2 seconds,
And waste all your manafluid backpack collections,
Energy Strike it aim and get kills
back in the old days you needed skills
to hit with it but now its just too easy
I know what im saying you freak just believe me
Im not afraid to admit that i’ve been addicted,
Fuck that game and quit instead..

Too many times i’ve been fucked,
too many times i’ve been robbed,
No names but i did too,
You trusted me but i hacked you,
Im sorry but we all moved on
Just realize that your items are gone,
What is that that im hearing in the lands huh?
Tibia is making a character transfer?!
Oh now that was the last drop,
more than 80 lvl 300 chop chop,
And by the way give us giant spider looks back,
that so scary noone dared to attack
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Alright Kevin, josef, emil, nikke and anton,
you better follow fast cuz im a freak and i just begone,
dissing on your lifes even though i dont know you,
but im true to my fans and nikke told me to,
and i got alot a funny information outta him,
theres so much i dont know where the should i begin?
let me take a look at my list fjaellturken your the first,
let us just get this over before my dick burst

Ok Kevin i heard your a nerd
dont talk to me cuz i dont get a word
your a little bitty itty dirty turk in real?
how you like that yeah that is a sweet deal?

yeah ankanhaxx your ready for attacks,
too sad you always die and claim that it was lags
when we all know that that aint true,
You never be commander though you wanted to
And what is that that i heard about a duck?
and when you started crying cuz your dick couldnt fuck?
And your girl ran away when you asked her to suck
now all you can do is use your butt-plugg

Also i gotta tell you svamp emil dude
when your on vt your also on mute,
and dude stop eating cuz your fat,
evrybody left you even your cat,
i also heard that you call your stomach Janos?
Then what is your name of your anus?
haha fat joe you got me laughing out loud,
you dont eat one little fish but a crowd

By the way nikke really i wanna thank you
the fact you told me that your friends want spank too
its my job and im doing it good,
get me right not misunderstood,
This is what i live for this is what i do,
just call me peeps if you want diss too
Anyways guys you know i really gotta go,
P.s evrybody dont eat yellow snow.

Duration : 0:4:50

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chamillionaire ridin dirty (REMIX)

Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 7 Comments »

WITH LYRICS chamillionaire and akon ridin dirty remix (this is an official remix)COMMENT, RATE AND SUBSCRIBE CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL http://uk.youtube.com/user/apakiboi
Lyrics:

‘m looking in my rearview…
I can see a clearer view of you.. (Konvict, Kon…)
(This is the remix!) I see you waiting, I know you hate it…

I see them watching, they waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty, (Cheah!)
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight! (C’mon!)

Chamillionaire:
I got twenty grand in my pocket and, I’m riding round with my pockets crammed,
You the one that got the contraband, you smokin’ that like you in Amsterdam,
Before I know it, I see them sirens, I’m pullin’ over, “Hey, we just ridin’!”,
“Don’t talk back, won’t be no violence, just shut up and sit in your seat in silence”,
Now the police is searching who, they searching me and then they searching you,
They smell the breeze and you smell like trees, cuz you hit the blunt, and you hit the purple too,
Now the lie is irreversible, cuz you just told them we was riding clean,
They question you but they ain’t question me yet, I’m thinking the police ain’t find a thing,
(Yup) Standing on the side of the freeway, wishing they would just hurry up,
And I can see him walkin’ up to me like he about put me up in ‘em cuffs,
I turn around and I look at you, and you turn away like you feelin’ sick,
I’m going to jail for what I didn’t commit, I must admit that I hate a snitch…

Akon:
I see them watching, they waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!

Chamillionaire:
Ever since they heard the song ‘Ridin Dirty’, the whole world been listening, I’m glad you heard me,
Some cops that representing the badge assure me, every cop ain’t bad or tryna scare me,
A year later, after ‘White ‘n Nerdy’, on the grind, still tryin’, still flyin’ birdies,
That stuff in your cuff still drivin’ swervy, ridin’ dirty like a vehicle inside the Derby,
A little inspired by UGK, and the rest inspired by the life I’m living,
Seen that Impala, he was drunk and that’s when I saw the red lights go get him,
And it’s ironic that during the chase, he murdered Chase, and this kid was Christian,
Movin’ target went across the street and unfortunately the car didn’t miss him,
And now the family is soon to know, that they gone have to do another funeral,
The angels ain’t singing to your tune no more, don’t move too fast, baby, move it slow…
Cuz one day in here, baby… Next thing you know,
Next thing you know, everything you used to move don’t move no mo’!

I see them watching, they waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me, (This is not a movie, it’s real life!)
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!

Chamillionaire:
It’s real life… It ain’t just a song, it’s a message….
Nobody ever opens their eyes ’till someone gets killed…
Rest In Peace to Sean Bell….
Chamillïtary man!

Duration : 0:3:13

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I Wanna Meet Ya (Original)

Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | 25 Comments »

super rough.. but i needed a youtube video up quick.. this ones just for fun:)

heres the story of a girl i once knew
here body was a 10 and her face so beautiful
walked like she knew who she was and where
loved to make them guys all stop and stare

drooling and barking like a dog in heat
staring at her like shes some piece of meat
that’s not me or what i see cause i respect her
she thinks as guys as dudes that just wanna subject her

i got morals and ethics on the line
got nothing but her eyes on my mind
I’m not some sicko thinking dirty all the time
I’m just nerdy white kid not trying to commit a crime

I’ll talk to you like your a human being
take you to a lake maybe do some site seeing
we’ll watch a movie and cuddle at the worst
but before i do any of that i gotta meet ya first

Chorus

and say
i think your sexy
i think your a cutie
i wanna get to know ya
i wanna get to show ya

what a real man is who treats you like a queen
i wanna give you what you want want to give you everything

palms sweaty cause i see her across the room
I’m all nervous cause she’s wearing that perfume
that make my heart beat ten times faster
and any slip up this could be a disaster

gotta say the right things at the right time
gotta do it all perfect just to make her mine
thinking too hard she might just decline
but her eyes is so perfect and they both so sublime

amazing she maybe from the way that i see
she’s too good for me y’all probably do agree
that i cant go and get girl like that
that i should just go and take what i can get

but i got drive and a heart for that woman
shes the one that I’ve always been pursuing
since day one when i saw her in this place
i wanted to get with her but first i have to say

here we go I’m walking up to her
I’m freaking out don’t even know what to say to her
better think of something quick and hope i don’t forget
hope i don’t smell cause I’m starting to sweat

i feel so small and out of place
next to all these guys that make me look like a disgrace
I’m kind of small thin and lanky
I’m like that kid from little rascals whats his name spanky

oh well guess I’ll have to give this a shot
I’m praying to god that i don’t mess this up
cross my fingers and cross my heart
here we go now I’m going to start

i said hey girl you hot like a flame
i wanna start out this two way love game
lets start off with saying first name
i kinda like you and i hope you feel the same

i don’t walk up to girls as cute as you
but now I’m feeling sick like i got the swine flu
cause your amazing to me and probably out of my league
but that’s not stopping me from being intrigued

she smiles and laughs and her faces flushes
which makes me smile and then my face blushes
i said I’m not the type to get these crushes
but i cant stop my heart from getting these rushes

she says I’m kinda cute and she likes my smile
she likes the way i dress and likes my style
right back at ya girl plus i like your hair
i was in the other room i couldn’t help but stare

at your face your waste and everything in between
i got a thing for your type if you know what i mean
i wanna take you away and and I’m glad you agree
but before we do any of that first ya gotta see

i think your sexy
i think your a cutie
i wanna get to know ya
i wanna get to show ya

what a real man is who treats you like a queen
i wanna give you what you want want to give you everything

Duration : 0:4:56

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Nintendo Princess

Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 25 Comments »

people tell me that girls can’t play
hey guess what? u are mr gay
yall can go suck my keyblade
candy will come out and kids will scream yay

I take out links legendary sword
I got more heart than a butchers floor
So now I can go kill ganedorf
to see if zelda will be my ….friend
so I get these all the princesses honies
and then I take all the guns and money
I just went through so much hassel
to find out peach is in another castle

Its hard being cool on the internet
when everything you do is something you’ll regret
but look at all the veiws on my youtube
from rapping about noobs and for having boobs
Im an internet pro
When Im beating you at halo
on legendary yo
LOL
You cant resist
the nintendo princess

you be saying, hey your that dickbag
from the internet,
whatever, would a dickbags best friend be bobba fett

The drug I roll is katamari
you’ll see my ridin in my kart,
like a mario-ferari
I dont play world of warcraft
because its something awful
watch me get spammed rofl rofl rfol

We can go on a date and get real dirty
when you talk real nerdy to me
if you can pwn then You can make me moan
LIKE O M G lol

Duration : 0:1:15

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