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  • Eiqu – R.I.P Tibia with a Special Surprise!

    Posted by admin on March 9th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | 25 Comments »

    Rip Tibia, you know its too late now,
    Since 7 point 1 it all changed somehow,
    Back then we had no skulls,
    And all paladins were loaded with bolts,
    No bots no level four hundred,
    Say “hi” now yeah your hunted,
    And then you got 2 options: pay or quit,
    Kid, your time’s wasted for shit,
    No mercy in the yalahar city,
    You just got a spawn and got kicked what a pitty,
    And war is too, Who the is your allie,
    You cant supply, and friends turned spy,
    Another problem What the “a hotkey” ?
    You like that but i disagree,
    Cipsoft do think its fair,
    We cant kill a monster down a stair?
    Oh no, you gotta wait 2 seconds,
    And waste all your manafluid backpack collections,
    Energy Strike it aim and get kills
    back in the old days you needed skills
    to hit with it but now its just too easy
    I know what im saying you freak just believe me
    Im not afraid to admit that i’ve been addicted,
    Fuck that game and quit instead..

    Too many times i’ve been fucked,
    too many times i’ve been robbed,
    No names but i did too,
    You trusted me but i hacked you,
    Im sorry but we all moved on
    Just realize that your items are gone,
    What is that that im hearing in the lands huh?
    Tibia is making a character transfer?!
    Oh now that was the last drop,
    more than 80 lvl 300 chop chop,
    And by the way give us giant spider looks back,
    that so scary noone dared to attack
    ,—-

    Alright Kevin, josef, emil, nikke and anton,
    you better follow fast cuz im a freak and i just begone,
    dissing on your lifes even though i dont know you,
    but im true to my fans and nikke told me to,
    and i got alot a funny information outta him,
    theres so much i dont know where the should i begin?
    let me take a look at my list fjaellturken your the first,
    let us just get this over before my dick burst

    Ok Kevin i heard your a nerd
    dont talk to me cuz i dont get a word
    your a little bitty itty dirty turk in real?
    how you like that yeah that is a sweet deal?

    yeah ankanhaxx your ready for attacks,
    too sad you always die and claim that it was lags
    when we all know that that aint true,
    You never be commander though you wanted to
    And what is that that i heard about a duck?
    and when you started crying cuz your dick couldnt fuck?
    And your girl ran away when you asked her to suck
    now all you can do is use your butt-plugg

    Also i gotta tell you svamp emil dude
    when your on vt your also on mute,
    and dude stop eating cuz your fat,
    evrybody left you even your cat,
    i also heard that you call your stomach Janos?
    Then what is your name of your anus?
    haha fat joe you got me laughing out loud,
    you dont eat one little fish but a crowd

    By the way nikke really i wanna thank you
    the fact you told me that your friends want spank too
    its my job and im doing it good,
    get me right not misunderstood,
    This is what i live for this is what i do,
    just call me peeps if you want diss too
    Anyways guys you know i really gotta go,
    P.s evrybody dont eat yellow snow.

    Duration : 0:4:50

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    chamillionaire ridin dirty (REMIX)

    Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 7 Comments »

    WITH LYRICS chamillionaire and akon ridin dirty remix (this is an official remix)COMMENT, RATE AND SUBSCRIBE CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL http://uk.youtube.com/user/apakiboi
    Lyrics:

    ‘m looking in my rearview…
    I can see a clearer view of you.. (Konvict, Kon…)
    (This is the remix!) I see you waiting, I know you hate it…

    I see them watching, they waiting,
    For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
    Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
    And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
    I see them watching, and waiting,
    For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
    Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty, (Cheah!)
    And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight! (C’mon!)

    Chamillionaire:
    I got twenty grand in my pocket and, I’m riding round with my pockets crammed,
    You the one that got the contraband, you smokin’ that like you in Amsterdam,
    Before I know it, I see them sirens, I’m pullin’ over, “Hey, we just ridin’!”,
    “Don’t talk back, won’t be no violence, just shut up and sit in your seat in silence”,
    Now the police is searching who, they searching me and then they searching you,
    They smell the breeze and you smell like trees, cuz you hit the blunt, and you hit the purple too,
    Now the lie is irreversible, cuz you just told them we was riding clean,
    They question you but they ain’t question me yet, I’m thinking the police ain’t find a thing,
    (Yup) Standing on the side of the freeway, wishing they would just hurry up,
    And I can see him walkin’ up to me like he about put me up in ‘em cuffs,
    I turn around and I look at you, and you turn away like you feelin’ sick,
    I’m going to jail for what I didn’t commit, I must admit that I hate a snitch…

    Akon:
    I see them watching, they waiting,
    For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
    Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
    And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
    I see them watching, and waiting,
    For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
    Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
    And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!

    Chamillionaire:
    Ever since they heard the song ‘Ridin Dirty’, the whole world been listening, I’m glad you heard me,
    Some cops that representing the badge assure me, every cop ain’t bad or tryna scare me,
    A year later, after ‘White ‘n Nerdy’, on the grind, still tryin’, still flyin’ birdies,
    That stuff in your cuff still drivin’ swervy, ridin’ dirty like a vehicle inside the Derby,
    A little inspired by UGK, and the rest inspired by the life I’m living,
    Seen that Impala, he was drunk and that’s when I saw the red lights go get him,
    And it’s ironic that during the chase, he murdered Chase, and this kid was Christian,
    Movin’ target went across the street and unfortunately the car didn’t miss him,
    And now the family is soon to know, that they gone have to do another funeral,
    The angels ain’t singing to your tune no more, don’t move too fast, baby, move it slow…
    Cuz one day in here, baby… Next thing you know,
    Next thing you know, everything you used to move don’t move no mo’!

    I see them watching, they waiting,
    For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
    Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
    And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
    I see them watching, and waiting,
    For an oppurtunity to ride up on me, (This is not a movie, it’s real life!)
    Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
    And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!

    Chamillionaire:
    It’s real life… It ain’t just a song, it’s a message….
    Nobody ever opens their eyes ’till someone gets killed…
    Rest In Peace to Sean Bell….
    Chamillïtary man!

    Duration : 0:3:13

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    I Wanna Meet Ya (Original)

    Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | 25 Comments »

    super rough.. but i needed a youtube video up quick.. this ones just for fun:)

    V1

    heres the story of a girl i once knew
    here body was a 10 and her face so beautiful
    walked like she knew who she was and where
    loved to make them guys all stop and stare

    drooling and barking like a dog in heat
    staring at her like shes some piece of meat
    that’s not me or what i see cause i respect her
    she thinks as guys as dudes that just wanna subject her

    i got morals and ethics on the line
    got nothing but her eyes on my mind
    I’m not some sicko thinking dirty all the time
    I’m just nerdy white kid not trying to commit a crime

    I’ll talk to you like your a human being
    take you to a lake maybe do some site seeing
    we’ll watch a movie and cuddle at the worst
    but before i do any of that i gotta meet ya first

    Chorus

    and say
    i think your sexy
    i think your a cutie
    i wanna get to know ya
    i wanna get to show ya

    what a real man is who treats you like a queen
    i wanna give you what you want want to give you everything

    V2

    palms sweaty cause i see her across the room
    I’m all nervous cause she’s wearing that perfume
    that make my heart beat ten times faster
    and any slip up this could be a disaster

    gotta say the right things at the right time
    gotta do it all perfect just to make her mine
    thinking too hard she might just decline
    but her eyes is so perfect and they both so sublime

    amazing she maybe from the way that i see
    she’s too good for me y’all probably do agree
    that i cant go and get girl like that
    that i should just go and take what i can get

    but i got drive and a heart for that woman
    shes the one that I’ve always been pursuing
    since day one when i saw her in this place
    i wanted to get with her but first i have to say

    V3

    here we go I’m walking up to her
    I’m freaking out don’t even know what to say to her
    better think of something quick and hope i don’t forget
    hope i don’t smell cause I’m starting to sweat

    i feel so small and out of place
    next to all these guys that make me look like a disgrace
    I’m kind of small thin and lanky
    I’m like that kid from little rascals whats his name spanky

    oh well guess I’ll have to give this a shot
    I’m praying to god that i don’t mess this up
    cross my fingers and cross my heart
    here we go now I’m going to start

    i said hey girl you hot like a flame
    i wanna start out this two way love game
    lets start off with saying first name
    i kinda like you and i hope you feel the same

    V4

    i don’t walk up to girls as cute as you
    but now I’m feeling sick like i got the swine flu
    cause your amazing to me and probably out of my league
    but that’s not stopping me from being intrigued

    she smiles and laughs and her faces flushes
    which makes me smile and then my face blushes
    i said I’m not the type to get these crushes
    but i cant stop my heart from getting these rushes

    she says I’m kinda cute and she likes my smile
    she likes the way i dress and likes my style
    right back at ya girl plus i like your hair
    i was in the other room i couldn’t help but stare

    at your face your waste and everything in between
    i got a thing for your type if you know what i mean
    i wanna take you away and and I’m glad you agree
    but before we do any of that first ya gotta see

    i think your sexy
    i think your a cutie
    i wanna get to know ya
    i wanna get to show ya

    what a real man is who treats you like a queen
    i wanna give you what you want want to give you everything

    Duration : 0:4:56

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    Nintendo Princess

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 25 Comments »

    people tell me that girls can’t play
    hey guess what? u are mr gay
    yall can go suck my keyblade
    candy will come out and kids will scream yay

    I take out links legendary sword
    I got more heart than a butchers floor
    So now I can go kill ganedorf
    to see if zelda will be my ….friend
    so I get these all the princesses honies
    and then I take all the guns and money
    I just went through so much hassel
    to find out peach is in another castle

    Its hard being cool on the internet
    when everything you do is something you’ll regret
    but look at all the veiws on my youtube
    from rapping about noobs and for having boobs
    Im an internet pro
    When Im beating you at halo
    on legendary yo
    LOL
    You cant resist
    the nintendo princess

    you be saying, hey your that dickbag
    from the internet,
    whatever, would a dickbags best friend be bobba fett

    The drug I roll is katamari
    you’ll see my ridin in my kart,
    like a mario-ferari
    I dont play world of warcraft
    because its something awful
    watch me get spammed rofl rofl rfol

    We can go on a date and get real dirty
    when you talk real nerdy to me
    if you can pwn then You can make me moan
    LIKE O M G lol

    Duration : 0:1:15

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    White and Nerdy+Ridin Dirty

    Posted by admin on February 16th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerdy | 4 Comments »

    This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty

    Duration : 0:4:5

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    White and Nerdy + Ridin Dirty

    Posted by admin on January 13th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 25 Comments »

    This is a video combining both Wierd Al’s White and Nerdy and Camilionair’s Riden Dirty

    Duration : 0:4:4

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    Dirty Nerdy

    Posted by admin on December 18th, 2009 and filed under dirty nerdy | 5 Comments »

    Rap by Naterbate

    Duration : 0:1:50

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    Dirty Songs with Scooby – Black Nerd Comedy

    Posted by admin on December 18th, 2009 and filed under dirty nerd | 25 Comments »

    With my new Scooby Method, rappers can say anything they want in their songs without them being edited on the radio. http://www.blacknerdcomedy.com

    Duration : 0:3:3

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