*next day at school*
random guy: hey nerd!
Nick: what did u say??
RG: i think u heard me 4.0 guy!
Nick: WTF! WERE DID U HEAR THAT?
RG: its all over the school. i heard joe talkin about it!
Nick: ughh joe! GET OUT OF MY FACE!
RG: fine fineee… goshh *leaves*
Nick: *goes over to Joe* JOEEE!!! U! UR GONNA BE SORRY FOR WHAT U DID!
Joe: did what?
Nick: u kno! the whole 4.0 average!
Joe: i didnt do that *lying*
Nick: *sarcastic* yeah sure! i mean ur the only who knew!
Joe: u sure about that? remember yesterday?
Nick: *flashbak* OHH SHIT! U THINK SHE TOLD?
Joe: maybee…….
Nick: right im gonna go!
Joe: haha again, stupid boy!
*nick was so mad he grabbed Sam and took he rot the closet, then he tied her up tight so she cant escape*
Sam: wtf! nick i gotta go to class unlike u who skips everyday!
Nick: shhh baby just enjoyy! *starts kissing her neck*
Sam: *moans a little* wait no stop!
Nick: shut up! *puts tape ove rher mouth so she wont talk* *takes her clothes off and takes his clothes off* sticks 2 fingers in her and and plays with her pussy* *he puts an condom on and goes in her*
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OMG! DID SAM WANT NICK TO DO THAT?
WOULD HAVE SHE PREFERRED JOE?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
AM I A FREAK?
WHO KNOWS?
LOL?
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Pick Up Men, Pick Up Women. Abiola Abrams & Funky Brown Chick: Sexy Goddess Diaries: SINGLES, MEN AND PICK UP LINES
Abiola Abrams (VH1’s Tough Love) and super-blogger Twanna Hines aka Funky Brown Chick get together and have a some girl time and talk about where to look for men. This 3 part series will keep you entertained as these two ladies attempt to get into the mind of a men as they search for Mr. Right or Right NOW? www.planetabiola.com
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Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s
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Donatello Asks Frasco if girls like nerds!
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WARNING- SOME RUDE WORDS AND RUDE CONTENT! This is all meant in comedy but if you are a person who is easily offended, leave now(After rating me 5 stars and commenting
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Get ready to flirt! Derek D from Fast Lane Daily tests out his best pick up lines on the ladies of TMI. What pick up lines work on girls? Can girls use pick up lines on guys? TMI and Derek D test out the best ways to start a conversation with your next summer fling.
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Warning: Rude Content and Dirty Words.
These aren’t the best pick-up lines ever but they are some of the rudest. This is not the secret of how to seduce women. If you want to pick up a hot sexy girl in a bar, don’t use these funny lines. They won’t get you sex, but might get you slapped. Consider this the opposite of sex and relationship advice. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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