BEST PICK UP LINES EVER

Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 25 Comments »

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Voiceover intro/outro:
http://www.youtube.com/kooljeffrey

The second joke about having the good kind of aids referenced with permission from P0YKPAC
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Weird Al-White And Nerdy (Slow Motion)

Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty talk | 1 Comment »

This is half-tempo. The voice pitch remains the same.
For those of you who don’t understand fast-talking people, this half-speed Weird Al video is for your watching/listening pleasure…
Weird Al Yankovic
White And Nerdy
Straight Outta Lynwood
2006

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Behind The Scenes – Bedtime Sex Talk

Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under dirty nerd talk | No Comments »

Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s

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